The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

 

On behalf of Global Running Day (today!), I present the worst things about running.

In no particular order:

THE MEDALS

For sure.

They are awful.

Marathon Medal Castle The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

EXERCISE

It’s pretty terrible for you.

I mean, you sweat and let all these endorphins flood your brain leaving you all accomplished feeling.

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

WEIGHTLOSS

I mean- who needs THAT? ย Pfft… no one, that’s who.

Running totally takes away the extra pounds.

Why, cruel world, WHYYYYY????

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

SEEING COOL THINGS

Who needs stuff like this in their life?

or this

sunrise

And for sure not THIS:

DL60 Castle

FRIENDS AND FAMILY

Why on EARTH would anyone do anything that promotes time with people?

Real, live, PEOPLE?!

No thanks.

DL 10K kids

Lucy running kids race The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

Running.

It’s the WORST. ย All of it, amiright?

All the reasons running is the worst and why you should definitely not become a runner. Global National Running Day

About Patty

Patty Holliday is a wife and mother of four. She's a travel agent specializing in Disney & Universal vacations- and loves a candid confession. Find her in Virginia (or anywhere frequent flyer miles or her trusty minivan takes her.)

Comments

  1. Ha! This is GREAT!!!

  2. I did think about going in this direction, and now I’m glad I didn’t because you did it so much better than I ever would have. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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  3. Now i just feel bad about complaining. You’re right – running totally is the WORST. ๐Ÿ™‚
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  4. Yeah. Al those things – horrible! LOL.

  5. Only crazy people run. Oh. wait.

  6. Bwahahahaha! Yes it’s all horrible!

  7. Too funny!

  8. Hahah, this is great! The exercise and weight loss are just terrible. And the medals Gah!

  9. What a cute twist on the topic of the week Patty! Your so right, why would any one want to run at Disney the happiest place on early, just why??? ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks lady for the link up!

  10. This made my day. I’ve been in a running slump lately. Well, more like for the past three months. Thanks for the reminder of why I (used to) love running!

  11. LOL! I only wish it actually took away the pounds for me…

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