The Magic Mike era is coming to the end. If you’ve been a fan of Channing Tatum’s dance numbers, this movie is one you must see. Here are some of the best quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance to get your toes tapping!
About Magic Mike’s Last Dance
“Magic” Mike Lane (Tatum) takes to the stage again after a lengthy hiatus, following a business deal that went bust, leaving him broke and taking bartender gigs in Florida.
For what he hopes will be one last hurrah, Mike heads to London with a wealthy socialite (Hayek Pinault) who lures him with an offer he can’t refuse…and an agenda all her own.
With everything on the line, once Mike discovers what she truly has in mind, will he—and the roster of hot new dancers he’ll have to whip into shape—be able to pull it off?
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Best Quotes From Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- I let you off with a warning, right? – Mike
- No happy endings. -Max quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- I’ll f@cking slap you. -Max
You can slap me. -Mike quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- You said I move like water. – Mike
- If I had known what this night would be like, I would have gladly paid the 60 grand. -Max
- I get to f@cking slap you. -Mike
You get to slap me. -Max
- I don’t really f@ck with vegetables. – Mike quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- Then I can claim I got Magic Mike’s last dance. -Max
- You say jump, I say which bed. -Mike
- Well you certainly look the part. -Max
- The real question is, why does she feel like she has to choose? -Max quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- I want every woman to walk into this theater to feel that a woman can have whatever she wants whenever she wants. that same ecstasy. -Max
- ‘Sup. -Mike
- I am not a scorned woman. -Max
- What’s funny is that your mom is paying me for not hooking up. -Mike
- What are you going to do about Act 3? -Zadie
Yes. I plan to have one. -Mike
- Pardon my French but y’all are being rude as f@ck. -Mike quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- Them nuts chaffed as sh!t. -Mike
- You heard her: she’s the flamethrower. -Mike
- I’m down as F@ck. – Hannah
- And some good d!ck. -Hannah
Maybe that as well. – Mike
- No one’s believed in me like your mom has. -Mike quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- You came along and gave me this unexpected magical moment that made me remember who I really was. – Max quotes from Magic Mike’s Last Dance
- You look incredibly expensive. -Mike
You have no idea. -Max
- What about you Mike? Are you real? -Max
- Oh, she’s been a pleasure to be inside of. -Mike
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