Missed them? You know you did! But the Kardashian family is back with their wit, humor and biting dialogue and lines. Here are the f@cking best quotes from The Kardashians season 1 on Hulu.

About The Kardashians on Hulu
The family you know and love is here with a brand new series, giving an all-access pass into their lives.
Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, Kendall, and Kylie bring the cameras back to reveal the truth behind the headlines.
From the intense pressures of running billion-dollar businesses to the hilarious joys of playtime and school drop-offs, this series brings viewers into the fold with a rivetingly honest story of love & life in the spotlight.
Watch The Kardashians trailer.

The F@cking Best Quotes From The Kardashians On Hulu Season One
- I don’t know why I did Dancing with the Stars. I sucked. – Kim
- The whole thing is f@cking weird. – Khloe Kardashian quotes (about her relationship with Scott Disick)
- I can’t go through this. I have all the time, all the money, and all of the resources to burn them all to the f@cking ground. – Kim
- If I love somebody, doesn’t matter their age. – Scott quotes from The Kardashians season one
Are you sure about that? – Producer
Not sure about that. – Scott - Kanye wants to quit everything and just dedicate his life to being my stylist. – Kim

- This is a relationship that I don’t think anybody saw coming. – Kris
I definitely saw this coming. – Khloe quotes from The Kardashians season one - Was it fun? -Kim Kardashian West
No. -North West - Khloe and I are known to be the funny ones but you know, Kim’s related to us so I think she can be funny. She has it in her. – Kourtney
- Life without cameras was a big change for us. – Kim quotes from The Kardashians season one
- They’re going to like you for who you are, not for what you wear. I’m just kidding. Obviously. – Scott Disick
- My pregnancy was really public this time. – Kylie quotes from The Kardashians season one
- Tristan and I are… complicated. -Khloe

- Travis and I want to have a baby. – Kourtney
- It’s so easy to comment on people when you have no idea what they are actually going through. -Kourtney quotes from The Kardashians season one
- You’re drinking champagne at 4:30 on a Monday and you’re at work. You are winning! – James Corden
- Never go against the family. – Khloe
Never go against the family. -Kris - My rugs look like me. Vintage. – Kris
- My bun is, you know, hairsprayed to the gods. – Khloe
- My mom will do a carpet roll test. She’ll get down on her knees and I’m sure do a handful of things but you know the roll test is definitely one of them. -Khloe
- One of the biggest things in her life is about to happen and Kourtney has no idea. – Kris Jenner quotes from The Kardashians season one

- I can hardly believe that this is the first time she’s getting married. Isn’t it cute? -Kris
- I’ve had enough for the whole family. – Kim
- Look, feta cheese! Right there! Look at the cheese! – Kris
- I just wanna give a little toasty toast! – Khloe
- We’re back! -Kris
- I just can’t find any of the f@cking cares… -Khloe
- He got me all of the sex tape back. – Kim
- Definitely not no check- we’re never getting extorted again. -Kanye
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