Hashtag Foxy Falcon! The Best SCOOB! Quotes
With the latest Scooby-Doo story coming straight to streaming, your kids are going to be repeating a lot of these lines! The best SCOOB! quotes from the Scooby-Doo origin story are here. Is Scoob safe for kids? Parent guide for you! Affiliate links in this post.
What’s SCOOB! About?
“SCOOB!” reveals how lifelong friends Scooby and Shaggy first met and how they joined with young detectives Fred, Velma and Daphne to form the famous Mystery Inc. Now, with hundreds of cases solved and adventures shared, Scooby and the gang face their biggest, most challenging mystery ever: a plot to unleash the ghost dog Cerberus upon the world. As they race to stop this global “dogpocalypse,” the gang discovers that Scooby has a secret legacy and an epic destiny greater than anyone imagined.
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Hashtag Foxy Falcon! The Best SCOOB! Quotes
- I gotta warn you, it’s got gummy worms, tater tots and ketchup leather. I know- no liverwurst! It’s not like me to forget the protein. – Shaggy
- If the dog has a middle name, there’s no punishment for damages or theft. I don’t like it, but thems the laws!- police officer
- Are you Harry Potter?- Shaggy
I’m Ruth Bader Ginsberg, obviously. -Velma
Which House is she in? Hufflepuff? – Shaggy
She’s a supreme court justice. -Velma
Oh. Slytherin. – Shaggy
- Uh okay, we’ll go into the haunted house this one time. But we’re not going to make a habit out of this, right Scoob? – Shaggy
Right. -Scooby - Guys, there’s no such thing as ghosts. -Velma
- Girl dressed like Judge Judy? I don’t think this is a good idea!- Shaggy
- Guys, I think we just found the world’s smallest Walmart! -Shaggy
- I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling…- Mr. Rigby
- We’re in- I mean, like, how many scary monsters can there be? -Shaggy
- The Mystery Machine needs a whole new- everything- and I’ll never get that smell out. -Fred
I told you, I needed a walk. – Scooby - Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? -Daphne
I handle our accounting. – Scoob - Uh, congratulations gentlemen. You are terrible. – Simon Cowell
- You lost us at hard work and determination- Shaggy
But you got us back at sandwich! – Scoob - What do you want to eat? And please don’t say humans! -Shaggy
Or dogs! -Scoob
- I guess this is goodbye old friend – Shaggy
We never saw Paris! -Scoob - Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are? Look around, man- the clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. -Shaggy
IKEA! – Scoob
FALCON FURY!- Shaggy
Did you say IKEA? -Shaggy
Nope, I said Falcon Fury, just like you. -Scoob - It’s nice to be wanted. -Scoob
- When I say Falcon Fury, that’s supposed to cue the balloons! Keith- what is the deal up there, man? -Blue Falcon
- Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring. Adventure’s calling, and it’s for you!- Blue Falcon
Hello, Adventure? Can you take our name off your list? -Shaggy - The robots attacked this talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word “like” at the start of every sentence. Almost as if he’s some middle-aged man’s idea of how a teenage hippie talks. -desk clerk
- Do you know how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing it? -Velma
If it is more than zero, I don’t want to know. -Fred
It’s more- much, much more. -Velma - Trace amounts of mustache oil, 12-year-old Scotch. -Velma
Ugh, is the bad guy my dad? -Daphne
- Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood! -Dynomutt
- Oh please, my friends call me Dick. -Dastardly
Rokay, Rick. -Scoob
No, I’m not a Rick. I’m a Dick. With a D. -Dastardly
Rick, with a D. -Scoob - I dropped some F-bombs! -Shaggy
Whoa, whoa, let’s keep this PG. -Blue Falcon
No-Falcon bombs. -Shaggy - F-bombs away! -Shaggy
- Everybody say, Hashtag Foxy Falcon! – Blue Falcon
- Simon Cowell is always right- he gave us Kelly Clarkson, how much more proof do you need? – Blue Falcon
- You will be avenged! For the Mystery Machine! -Fred
There are way too many fun Scoob! Quotes from this movie. Make sure you watch it tonight with your family and join in the Scoob! virtual premiere.
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