If you’ve rolled the dice (or even if you haven’t!) you’re going to love the new Dungeons and Dragons movie hitting theaters this week. Check out the funny Dungeons & Dragons quotes from Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves after you’ve watched the movie!
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About Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves brings the rich world and playful spirit of the legendary roleplaying game to the big screen in a hilarious and action-packed adventure.
Watch the Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves trailer.
Cast of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Chris Pine
- Michelle Rodriguez
- Regé-Jean Page
- Justice Smith
- Sophia Lillis
- Hugh Grant
- Chloe Coleman
- Daisy Head
Funny Dungeons & Dragons Quotes From The Movie: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
- What’s wrong with my lips? – Edgin
- They’re too big for your face. -Holga
- You’re acting like it wasn’t your fault. – Kira quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- I know you don’t like hugs but I need one. – Forge
- I didn’t realize you were going to put your finger into the cup. – Forge
- I promise you more lies are not the answer. – Forge
- You told me to trust you when you left me. -Kira
- She’s had years to resent you for your absence. – Forge quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- I’m a god and a lord. I am really doing all right! – Forge
- You’re about to lose your head. This is what you’re concerned with? – executioner
- Before we leave the city- Holga quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Boiled linseed oil, I know. – Edgin
- That’s a risk we’ll have to take. -Holga
- I’m with my people. – Edgin quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Yeah alright. -Doric
- Yeah?- Simon
- Calm down. – Doric
- Truth be told, we helped the wrong person steal the wrong thing. We didn’t mean to unleash the greatest evil the world has ever known. But we’re going to fix it. – Edgin
- Quite a second date, huh? – Simon
- Well sh!!!t. – Edgin
- Well, how do we pull that off? -Holga quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Figure it out over a drink? -Holga
- Probably best. – Edgin
- We’re going to need a team.- Edgin
- We’re facing the greatest evil the world has ever known. – Edgin
More D & D Quotes From Honor Among Thieves Movie
- This is unlike anything we’ve ever seen. -Xenk quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- What’s trying to kill us this time? – Holga Pretty much everything. – Edgin
- The magic is on a whole other level. -Simon
- Oh, I got a good feeling about this. – Edgin
- To give us a fighting chance, we’re going to need strength. You got this, right? – Edgin
- I know you don’t. -Holga
- Okay. Chop it off. -Holga
- Chop it off. Let’s do it. – Edgin
- You know what? I’m thinking there are probably sharper stairs somewhere else. – Edgin
- Can someone else ride next to this guy? -Edgin
- We also need courage. Magic. And you. – Edgin
- What is it exactly that you bring to this? -Doric quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- I’m a planner. I make plans. – Edgin
- You’ve already made the plan, so. -Doric
- If the existing plan fails, I make a new plan. – Edgin
- So you make plans that fail? -Doric
- He also plays the lute. -Holga
- Not relevant.- Edgin
- What is that again? – Edgin
- An owlbear. -Simon quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Alright. Take me down. This is absurdly high. It’s not what we discussed. -Forge
- The Red Wizards created an army of the undead. -Xenk
- Sounds lovely. -Simon
- Quite the opposite. -Xenk
- I know. I was being ironic. -Simon
Funny Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Movie Quotes
- I find irony is a blade that cuts he who wields it most especially.-Xenk
- You’re not a lot of fun, are you? -Holga
- I will not be complicit in the illicit use of ill-gotten booty. -Xenk
- Can someone else ride next to this guy? -Edgin
- Be warned. There is evil here. -Xenk
- Follow me to the orifice. -Xenk
- I’ll go last. -Simon
- I’m glad he’s on our side.-Xenk
- Well, that’s a little hurtful. – Edgin
- We didn’t even need the bridge. I did good. – Simon
- If Xenk turns out to be a fake I’ll split him down the middle. -Holga
- That’s sweet. – Edgin quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Why five questions? -Doric
- I don’t know. That’s just how it works. -Simon
- Seems arbitrary. -Doric
- I wasn’t scared. Merely startled. -Simon quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Here we go. Were you killed in The Battle of Evermore? – Edgin
- Yes.- Corpse
- Great. I mean, you know, not for you. Sorry for your loss. – Edgin
- Four more questions, right? – Edgin
- Yes. -Corpse
- No. No. That wasn’t for you. Did that count as a question? – Edgin
- Yes. -Corpse
- D@mmit. Only answer when I talk to you. Okay?- Edgin
- Why did you say, “Okay”, at the end of that? -Simon
- I didn’t. -Corpse
- Fantastic. Where is the shovel? – Edgin
Movie Quotes from D & D Movie
- That’s only the 4th question. Hello? Oh sh!t. – Corpse
- This one’s dangerous. But whatever happens, we’ll be ready. – Edgin
- Holga, I could kiss you! – Edgin
- Try it. -Holga
- The higher the intelligence of the prey, the more likely they are to strike. -Xenk quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- Well, that’s a little hurtful. – Edgin
- This I give you now, trusting that you will protect it with your very life. -Xenk
- I will. Hold this. – Edgin
- Aren’t you sick of failing? We could die. -Simon
- There are worse things than dying. – Edgin
- You know I’ve pulled cats out of fish. – Simon quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- I lost everything that ever mattered to me. And if we quit now, that’s for nothing. – Edgin
- Forge is a real Son of a b!tch. – Holga
- Never put your trust in a con man. -Forge quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- I don’t want to see you die. Which is why I’m going to leave the room. -Forge
- This ends now. -Red Wizard
- I may have triggered the mechanism. So sorry. -Simon
- By day I’d eves-drop on mercenaries, stop bandits in their tracks. – Edgin
- When you’re a Harper you’re bound to make enemies. And sometimes those enemies come looking for revenge. – Edgin
- I’m the champion of failures. I lost everything that ever mattered to me and it’s all my fault. – Edgin
- When Zia died so did the devotion to my oath. – Edgin
- The next few months were among my most shameful. – Edgin
- Helga was a fellow resident of rock bottom. – Edgin
- It’s intoxicating when you realize the only thing separating you from what you wanted was a thin pane of glass. – Edgin
- We never harmed anyone and only robbed from those that would feel it least. – Edgin
- And to sh!t it went. – Edgin
- We don’t hurt anyone. – Edgin
- Fly bird fly! – Edgin
- It’s about closure. -Holga quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- I’m not loving this show. -Edgin
- We abandoned her for the right reason. – Holga
- Simon is a terrible sorcerer. – Holga
- He hasn’t gotten better. – Holga
- Yes a deer! They’ll blend in with all the other deer in the castle. – Edgin
- Don’t mock me. – Holga
- I prefer to be up and about he prefers to be in a vegetative state. – Forge
- There are limits. This is the real world. – Simon
- What morale? – Simon
- Yuck. -Doric
- It’s fairly horrible. – Simon quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- So we’ll keep your share then. -Holga
- You said I made you feel sad. Not anything I did just who I was. – Simon
- I find you to be hateful and selfish. -Doric quotes from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
- I’m bad at math. – Corpse
- That’s one pudgy dragon. – Holga
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