Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank is full of hilarious dialogue. Some of the best quotes got the biggest laughs from the audience! Here are the funny quotes from Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank. ps- if you want to know if kids can watch this one, read the Paws of Fury parents guide here.
About Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank
A down-on-his-luck hound Hank (Michael Cera) finds himself in a town full of cats who need a hero to defend them from a ruthless villain’s (Ricky Gervais) evil plot to wipe their village off the map.
With help from a reluctant teacher (Samuel L. Jackson) to train him, our underdog must assume the role of town samurai and team up with the villagers to save the day.
The only problem… cats hate dogs!
Also starring Mel Brooks, George Takei, Aasif Mandvi, Gabriel Iglesias, Djimon Hounsou, Michelle Yeoh, Kylie Kuioka, and Cathy Shim, PAWS OF FURY: THE LEGEND OF HANK pounces into theatres July 15, 2022.
Watch The Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank trailer here.
Funny Quotes From Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank
- I call it the Super Bowl. Because that’s what it is. A Super. Bowl. -Ika Chu quotes from Paws of Fury
- Bring it on, Bandits! – townsperson
- Its where we’ll one day join our ancestors. In a shoebox behind the garage. – Yuki
- Its not personal, it’s just business. And there’s no business like Shogun business! – Shogun quotes from Paws of Fury
- Kakamucho? What’s that? – Hank
In the way. -Ika Chu - Shouldn’t I start as a mall samurai? -Hank quotes from Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank
- The horse knows. It’s got GPS. Giddyup positioning system. -Ika Chu
- Guns don’t kill cats. Cars and curiosity kill cats.
- Stop being curious. You’ll kill us all.
- You mean Samurai For Dummies? No- because that would be dumb. -Jimbo
- That’s NWA out there. Ninjas with attitude. -Jimbo
- My eyes are up here. -Hank
- Sounds like you need a mentor.
Dog Breath? – Hank quotes from Paws of Fury
Mentor not Mentos. - The cuteness is strong with this one. -Jimbo
- I’m not a cat. I’m a dog. – Hank
Nobody’s perfect. -Jimbo - I not only ruined the biggest night of his life, I spayed & neutered his inlaws. – Jimbo quotes from Paws of Fury
- Are you making nachos? Cause someone just cut the cheese. -Hank
- Do you mind? You’re harshing my mellow.
- I’m a bad dog! – Hank
- I couldn’t help myself. I’m a dog, and that makes me loyal. -Hank
- Lets roll, Fido! – Jimbo
- There is no team in I. But there is an I in Samurai. – Jimbo
- This movie is only 85 minutes long, not including the end credits! – Hank
- Do your worst. – Ika Chu
- Oh Myyyyy! – Ohga quotes in Paws of Fury
- What in the wide wide world of sports is going on? – Shogun quotes from Paws of Fury
- What the mother father cocker spaniel is going on here? – Jimbo
- I am your father. -Ika Chu
- What the fuss? – Jimbo
- Its good to be the Shogun. – Shogun
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