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Good Afternoon! Quotes From Spirited (2022)

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A Christmas Carol has a new version- a musical starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell. It’s hilarious and you can watch it in some limited theaters and streaming on Apple+. Here are the best quotes from Spirited!

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About Spirited (2022)

Each Christmas Eve, the Ghost of Christmas Present (Will Ferrell) selects one dark soul to be reformed by a visit from three spirits. But this season, he picked the wrong Scrooge. Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds) turns the tables on his ghostly host until Present finds himself reexamining his own past, present and future.

For the first time, “A Christmas Carol” is told from the perspective of the ghosts in this hilarious musical twist on the classic Dickens tale.

From Director Sean Anders (“Daddy’s Home,” “Instant Family”), written by Sean Anders and John Morris, with original songs by Oscar winners Benj Pasek and Justin Paul (“La La Land”) and production numbers choreographed by Chloe Arnold (“The Late Late Show with James Corden”), this modern retelling is a sweet and spicy holiday treat.

Watch the Spirited trailer here.

Read the Spirited parents guide here.

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Good Afternoon! Quotes From Spirited (2022)

  • And that’s me. Mr. Brad Pitt. No, I’m just kidding. -Ghost of Christmas present quotes from Spirited
  • Why are they singing? -new ghost
  • Because this is a musical. -Margo
  • What is? -new ghost
  • All of this. The afterlife. -Margo
  • G-d I miss drinking. -Margo quotes from Spirited
  • I have a tramp stamp on the front and the back. We were crazy. We stole a cruise ship one time. -Margo
  • I died before there was indoor plumbing…-Present
  • Am I just full of sh…! – Present
quotes from Spirited from Kimberly
  • Abusive, stingy, self-centered. – Jacob
  • He’s an absolute turd in a suit. – Present
  • Outrage is a drug. -Clint Briggs
  • I do charge comically enormous fees. – Clint quotes from Spirited
  • He’s like the perfect combination of Mussolini and Seacrest. – Present
  • So persuasive. Kinda makes you want to push an old lady down a flight of stairs. -Present
  • No, he’s smokin’ hot. -Present
  • He has his hands all over everything. -Present
  • Yeah, I wish. – Ghost of Christmas Past quotes from Spirited
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  • Yep, no hot girl Christmas for you. -Future
  • We do it for the ripples. -Present
  • Its a documented fact that one person’s kindness can have a ripple effect. -Present
  • Spreading goodwill like a pandemic- no, scratch that. – Present
  • You got this in the bag, but you’re gonna get your hands dirty. -Clint
  • Boom! You’re a woman of the people. -Clint
  • Opposition research on an 8th grader? – Kimberly quotes from Spirited
  • Sure. -Clint
  • It’s official. I’m a terrible person. -Kimberly
  • We have to kill her now, right? -Future
  • I’m the Ghost of Christmas Present. – Present quotes from Spirited
  • Whoever’s filming me, I’m impressed. -Clint
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  • Feel my chain! – Jacob
  • Ewww, can I not? – Clint
  • Out of all the people on the planet- murderers, racists, people who do gender reveal parties- I’m the person you decide to haunt? -Clint
  • I told you. The guy is a level 20 pain in the @ss. -Jacob quotes from Spirited
  • Go get ’em girl. Knock him dead. -Future
  • Then definitely you should shower if you’re feeling dirty. -Past
  • Welcome to the bone zone. -Future
  • You’ve been Christmas Caroled, b!tch! -Future
  • Its been a very long time since someone got up in my beeswax. – Past
  • I mean, I feel like its gonna be awkward. He’s really into me. – Past quotes from Spirited
  • Don’t you come back with the same story she did! – Future
  • My Alex P. Keaton action figure. – Clint
  • Well your haunt got off to a bit humpy start. -Present
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  • Yes it did. -Clint
  • Is that a Sephora? -Clint
  • Yeah. -Present
  • It didn’t exist. -Clint
  • Good eye, we have a deal with them. -Present
  • I’m gonna be an uncle- like Uncle Owen with Star Wars! – Owen
  • Suck it, Wendy. – Nora
  • I was called up to the show. -Present
  • Stop it. Shut your dumb face and watch the scene. – Present
  • What was that? My face is burning. -Clint quotes from Spirited
  • We got a runner! – Present
  • Okay yes, you were a huge d!ck. Wow. -Clint
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  • Leading cause of death back then- was January! -Present
  • In the late 1800s, good afternoon was a sick burn. -Present
  • Your accent blows. -Present
  • Kiss my D!ckens, son! – Present
  • This guy has been busting my b@alls. -Clint
  • My retirement package if I were to choose to collect is a gold watch, a Sephora gift card, and a chance to return to earth to live out my life as a mortal. -Present
  • Oh my g-d. They’re sh!t whispering me. -Clint
  • He’s good, inside. -Owen quotes from Spirited
  • Wow- Not a duet! -Clint
  • You’re gross. – Present
  • He posted that when he was in 6th grade you butt crack. -Present
  • Anything in the whole wide world. We’re family. -Owen
  • I forgot what its like to scratch an itch. -Present
  • Look out NYC, this guy showers once a month! -Present
  • You look stupid. -Present
  • Hey, I think I have moderate to severe Chron’s disease. -Present quotes from Spirited
  • Pretty sure it was Tiny Tim. You killed Tiny Tim. -Clint
  • I’ve never had a bro. -Present
  • My bro. -Clint
  • Your bro. -Present
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