Good Afternoon! Quotes From Spirited (2022)

A Christmas Carol has a new version- a musical starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell. It’s hilarious and you can watch it in some limited theaters and streaming on Apple+. Here are the best quotes from Spirited!

About Spirited (2022)

Each Christmas Eve, the Ghost of Christmas Present (Will Ferrell) selects one dark soul to be reformed by a visit from three spirits. But this season, he picked the wrong Scrooge. Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds) turns the tables on his ghostly host until Present finds himself reexamining his own past, present and future.

For the first time, “A Christmas Carol” is told from the perspective of the ghosts in this hilarious musical twist on the classic Dickens tale.

From Director Sean Anders (“Daddy’s Home,” “Instant Family”), written by Sean Anders and John Morris, with original songs by Oscar winners Benj Pasek and Justin Paul (“La La Land”) and production numbers choreographed by Chloe Arnold (“The Late Late Show with James Corden”), this modern retelling is a sweet and spicy holiday treat.

Watch the Spirited trailer here.

Read the Spirited parents guide here.

Good Afternoon! Quotes From Spirited (2022)

And that’s me. Mr. Brad Pitt. No, I’m just kidding. -Ghost of Christmas present quotes from Spirited
Why are they singing? -new ghost
Because this is a musical. -Margo
What is? -new ghost
All of this. The afterlife. -Margo
G-d I miss drinking. -Margo quotes from Spirited
I have a tramp stamp on the front and the back. We were crazy. We stole a cruise ship one time. -Margo
I died before there was indoor plumbing…-Present
Am I just full of sh…! – Present

Abusive, stingy, self-centered. – Jacob
He’s an absolute turd in a suit. – Present
Outrage is a drug. -Clint Briggs
I do charge comically enormous fees. – Clint quotes from Spirited
He’s like the perfect combination of Mussolini and Seacrest. – Present
So persuasive. Kinda makes you want to push an old lady down a flight of stairs. -Present
No, he’s smokin’ hot. -Present
He has his hands all over everything. -Present
Yeah, I wish. – Ghost of Christmas Past quotes from Spirited

quotes from Spirited from Christmas Present

Yep, no hot girl Christmas for you. -Future
We do it for the ripples. -Present
Its a documented fact that one person’s kindness can have a ripple effect. -Present
Spreading goodwill like a pandemic- no, scratch that. – Present
You got this in the bag, but you’re gonna get your hands dirty. -Clint
Boom! You’re a woman of the people. -Clint
Opposition research on an 8th grader? – Kimberly quotes from Spirited
Sure. -Clint
It’s official. I’m a terrible person. -Kimberly
We have to kill her now, right? -Future
I’m the Ghost of Christmas Present. – Present quotes from Spirited
Whoever’s filming me, I’m impressed. -Clint

Feel my chain! – Jacob
Ewww, can I not? – Clint
Out of all the people on the planet- murderers, racists, people who do gender reveal parties- I’m the person you decide to haunt? -Clint
I told you. The guy is a level 20 pain in the @ss. -Jacob quotes from Spirited
Go get ’em girl. Knock him dead. -Future
Then definitely you should shower if you’re feeling dirty. -Past
Welcome to the bone zone. -Future
You’ve been Christmas Caroled, b!tch! -Future
Its been a very long time since someone got up in my beeswax. – Past
I mean, I feel like its gonna be awkward. He’s really into me. – Past quotes from Spirited
Don’t you come back with the same story she did! – Future
My Alex P. Keaton action figure. – Clint
Well your haunt got off to a bit humpy start. -Present

Yes it did. -Clint
Is that a Sephora? -Clint
Yeah. -Present
It didn’t exist. -Clint
Good eye, we have a deal with them. -Present
I’m gonna be an uncle- like Uncle Owen with Star Wars! – Owen
Suck it, Wendy. – Nora
I was called up to the show. -Present
Stop it. Shut your dumb face and watch the scene. – Present
What was that? My face is burning. -Clint quotes from Spirited
We got a runner! – Present
Okay yes, you were a huge d!ck. Wow. -Clint

Leading cause of death back then- was January! -Present
In the late 1800s, good afternoon was a sick burn. -Present
Your accent blows. -Present
Kiss my D!ckens, son! – Present
This guy has been busting my b@alls. -Clint
My retirement package if I were to choose to collect is a gold watch, a Sephora gift card, and a chance to return to earth to live out my life as a mortal. -Present
Oh my g-d. They’re sh!t whispering me. -Clint
He’s good, inside. -Owen quotes from Spirited
Wow- Not a duet! -Clint
You’re gross. – Present
He posted that when he was in 6th grade you butt crack. -Present
Anything in the whole wide world. We’re family. -Owen
I forgot what its like to scratch an itch. -Present
Look out NYC, this guy showers once a month! -Present
You look stupid. -Present
Hey, I think I have moderate to severe Chron’s disease. -Present quotes from Spirited
Pretty sure it was Tiny Tim. You killed Tiny Tim. -Clint
I’ve never had a bro. -Present
My bro. -Clint
Your bro. -Present

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