You’re going to need to double mask up and head to the theaters for the best movie of the summer. These (not just good- but GREAT!) quotes from Free Guy are all the proof you need. Playing in theaters everywhere (at least for the next 45 days, then you can stream it at home!). ps- if you want to know if Free Guy is ok for kids, check out this parent movie review.
About Free Guy
A bank teller who discovers he is actually a background player in an open-world video game decides to become the hero of his own story…one he rewrites himself.
Now in a world where there are no limits, he is determined to be the guy who saves his world his way… before it is too late.
Free Guy is playing in theaters nationwide now.
Not Just Good, But GREAT Free Guy Quotes
Y’all this movie had so many great lines and quotes, the trailers don’t even scratch the surface. Be sure to watch this one ASAP so the folks on Twitter don’t ruin all the great cameos and surprises for you!
But here are some of the funniest quotes from Free Guy, including lines from Buddy, MolotovGirl, and DUDE.
- It’s like losing my virginity, but in my mouth. – Guy
- Don’t have a good day- have a GREAT day! – Guy
- Ooooh cappuccino. I enjoy saying that. It’s like a waterfall with letters. -Guy
- He’s just resting. – Guy
In pieces! That man is dead! – Buddy
He’s so sleepy.- Guy (quotes from Free Guy)
- Its like if Jesus washed my tounge and right before he finished he told my dad- ‘He’s good enough.’ – Guy
- Guy, this world, it’s a video game. And it’s full of bad guys. We need you to be the good guy. – MolotovGirl
I’m not going to be the good guy. I’m going to be the great Guy. – Guy
- Is that a Glock in your pocket? – MolotovGirl
No… – Guy
What?! – MolotovGirl
It’s TWO Glocks! – Guy
- I have naturally dewey skin. – Guy
- Listen up, Neutrogena. – Keys
- You can’t escape the Rabbit. We’re apex predators. Al we do is bone and brawl and slit throats. – Mouser
- You’re absolutely right. That story sounds long and boring and reeks of white priveledge. – Mouser
- Is this the North Pole? – Guy quotes from Free Guy Movie
- You’ve met God? And he’s a di@k? – Guy
- Life doesn’t have to be something that just happens to us. -Guy
- Was that cool? It felt REALLY cool! – Guy
- I’ve never given anyone any of my fingers. – Guy
- My real name continues to be Guy. – Guy
- Don’t crib your jokes from the trolls in Free City. – Millie
- I may not be real, but for a second there I felt pretty alive. – Free Guy
- Weird-funny is totally my speed too. – Free Guy Quotes from Guy
- So what if I’m not real? Even if I’m not real, this moment is. What’s more real than a person trying to help someone they love? – Buddy
- Mom, do NOT touch that sock! That’s my special sock. PUT IT DOWN! – Avatar
- What if our world doesn’t have to be so scary? – Guy’s quotes from Free Guy movie
DUDE Quotes From Free Guy
- Catchphrase! – Dude
- There are three things I love in life:
– Kicking @ss
– insert 3rd thing here – Dude quotes from Free Guy
- I can bench press a sentence. – Dude
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