You know the song, you know the kids, and you definitely know the basement. And the kids are (still) alright. Here are some of the best quotes from That 90s Show that prove that Red and Kitty, once again, get the best lines!
About That ’90s Show
It’s 1995 and Leia Forman is desperate for some adventure in her life or at least a best friend who isn’t her dad.
When she arrives in Point Place to visit her grandparents, Red and Kitty, Leia finds what she’s looking for right next door when she meets the dynamic and rebellious Gwen.
With the help of Gwen’s friends, including her lovable brother Nate, his smart, laser-focused girlfriend Nikki, the sarcastic and insightful Ozzie, and the charming Jay, Leia realizes adventure could happen there just like it did for her parents all those years ago.
Excited to reinvent herself, she convinces her parents to let her stay for the summer.
With a basement full of teens again, Kitty is happy the Forman house is now a home for a new generation and Red is, well…Red.
Watch the That ’90s Show trailer here.
Read the That 90s Show parents guide here.
Quotes From That 90s Show
You smell good. -Red Foreman quotes from That 90s Show
That was the Hellmans. -Kitty
Mom, you’re motorboating me. -Eric
I hear you have your mom’s jump shot and your dad’s last name. -Red
Our Litte Mermaid got her period. -Eric
Don’t worry honey, I got it. – Donna
This country’s going to lose the next war. -Red
I don’t need you to see your dad get any nerdier. -Donna quotes from That 90s Show
I’m giving her space. Camp. Space Camp. -Eric
When you stand behind your kids…- Red
It’s easier to put your foot in their @ss. We know, we know… – Family
I bet they boned in here all the time. – Gwen
Good. Popular people suck. -Gwen quotes from That 90s Show
D@mnit Gwen. -Nate
This whiney vagina music is bumming me out. – Nate
As Master Yoda said… as MASTER YODA said, there is no try. Do or do not. -Eric
Payback’s a b!tch.- Red
You’re making a face- but that would have worked on me. – Ozzie
Jay’s had my back for the past 12 years. You’ve had my front for the past 6 months. I can’t choose. -Nate
Let’s tap that keg and get stupid! – Gwen
Enjoying yourselves kids? You’re upstairs people now. -Red
Oh sweetie. It ends when you die. -Kitty quotes from That 90s Show
This is my kind of fireworks. -Red
I’ve studied Star Wars my entire life and in the end I turned into my evil father. -Eric
If anyone deserves some amazing-its you. -Eric quotes from That 90s Show
Nobody likes an @sskisser. -Red
She said Mom. I win. -Kitty
Don’t feed them Kitty- that’s how it started the first time. – Red
When you hit the water at the right angle it’s like doing it with the lake. -Kelso
Hey girl. -Kelso quotes from That 90s Show
FYI we’re registered at Bloomingdales and I will judge! -Jackie quotes from That 90s Show
Son of a b!tch. -Red
Lights on, shirts on, and no dancing. -Red
But seriously- what is it? -Leia
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