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50+ Hilarious Ant-Man Quotes To Make You Love Paul Rudd (Even More!)

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Ant-Man may not be the flashiest of superheroes, but he has one thing going for him: he’s played by Paul Rudd. So that immediately makes him one of the funniest and most likable Avengers in the MCU. Need proof? Here are some hilarious Ant-Man quotes to make you love Paul Rudd (even more!) than you already do. Scott Lang is one witty dude!

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SAN DIEGO, CA – JULY 26: Actor Paul Rudd onstage at Marvel’s Hall H Panel for “Ant-Man” during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego Convention Center on July 26, 2014 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Disney)

About Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania

Super Heroes Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) and Hope Van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) return to continue their adventures as Ant-Man and The Wasp.

Together, with Hope’s parents Janet Van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) and Hank Pym (Michael Douglas), and Scott’s daughter Cassie Lang (Kathryn Newton), the family finds themselves exploring the Quantum Realm, interacting with strange new creatures and embarking on an adventure that will push them beyond the limits of what they thought possible.

Watch the Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania trailer.

Watch the Ant-Man movies in order.

Read the Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Parents Guide.

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA movie poster. Ant-Man movies in order.

Hilarious Ant-Man Quotes To Make You Love Paul Rudd

  • Wait I didn’t steal anything! I was returning something I stole! – Scott Lang Ant-Man quotes
  • I thought Daddy didn’t get scared! -Scott Lang
  • I’m gonna call him Antony.
  • Look, man, I got a master’s in electrical engineering, all right? I’m gonna be fine.- Scott Lang
  • Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man. -Hank
  • One question… Is it too late to change the name? -Scott
  • Hi, I’m Scott. – Ant-Man to Falcon
  • My days of breaking into places and stealing sh!t are over! What do you need me to do? -Scott
  • …I want you to break into a place and steal some sh!t. -Hank Pym
  • Makes sense. -Scott
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Marvel’s Ant-Man Scott Lang/Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) Photo Credit: Zade Rosenthal ? Marvel 2014
  • Sorry, I’m late, I was saving the world. You know how it is. -Scott
  • Scott?- Hank
  • Yeah? -Scott
  • You’re full of sh!t. -Hank
  • Oh yeah. -Scott
  • Okay. I just have one question… Who are you, who is she, what the h@ll is going on here, and can I go back to jail now? -Ant-Man quotes
  • You think you can stop the future? You’re just a thief! -Yellowjacket
  • No, I’m the Ant-Man!… I know, it wasn’t my idea. -Scott
  • This is awesome. It’s awesome. You know, you guys are breaking down walls, you’re healing, it’s important. I ruined the moment, didn’t I? -Scott
  • Yes, you did, yes. -Hank
  • I’m gonna make some tea. -Scott
Hope Van Dyne. Funny Ant-Man quotes from the MCU
Marvel’s Ant-Man Hope van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) Photo Credit: Zade Rosenthal ? Marvel 2015
  • It means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space become irrelevant as you shrink for all eternity. Everything that you know, and love, gone forever. -Hank
  • Cool. Yeah. I’m… If it ain’t broke… -Scott
  • No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.-Scott funny Ant-Man quotes
  • Welcome to Baskin-Robbins. Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast? -Scott
  • Uh, no thanks. Um… I will have, I’ll have a burger, please. -customer
  • Oh, we don’t, we don’t make that. -Scott
  • Pretzel. Hot pretzel, like mustard… do you have mustard dip? -customer
  • It’s ice cream! Baskin-Robbins. -Scott
  • I’ll just do, like, whatever’s hot and fresh. -customer
  • Dude. -Scott
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  • Alright. There’s an old man, he’s got a safe, and he’s gone for a week. Let’s just work with that. -Ant-Man quotes
  • Hey, how about the fact that I fought an Avenger and didn’t die? -Ant-Man quotes
  • I’m gonna miss you, too, Peachy. Man, you guys got the weirdest goodbye rituals. -Scott Lang quotes
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Marvel Studios ANT-MAN AND THE WASP L to R: Ant-Man/Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) and The Wasp/Hope van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) Photo: Film Frame ?Marvel Studios 2018

Lines From Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

  • So cranky. -Hope
  • You want a juice box and some string cheese? -Scott
  • Do you really have that? -Scott
  • Hold on, you gave her wings? -Scott
  • And blasters. -Hank
  • Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn’t have that tech available for me. -Scott
  • No, I did. -Hank
  • Yes! I’m gonna call you ANT-onio Banderas! – Scott Lang quotes
  • Where will you be seeing me again? – Ant-Man quotes
  • Like, in general, I’ll see, like, the next time you… do something bad I’ll be there…to catch you. – Jimmy Woo
  • You’ll be watching and- I thought you were inviting me somewhere.-Scott
  • Why would I do that? -Jimmy
  • That’s what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I… -Scott Lang
  • Like a party? Or dinner or something? -Jimmy
The Wasp/Hope van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) and Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) in Ant-Man and the Wasp quotes
Marvel Studios ANT-MAN AND THE WASP..L to R: The Wasp/Hope van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) and Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) ..Photo: Ben Rothstein..?Marvel Studios 2018
  • What, because of hats and sunglasses? It’s not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game. – Scott
  • Well, it was your life’s work, Hank. I couldn’t destroy that. Before I turned myself in, I shrunk it down and mailed it to Luis.- Scott Lang
  • You sent my suit through the MAIL? -Hank
  • Hey, the postal service is very reliable, you know? They do tracking numbers now. Like UPS. -Scott Lang
  • Sorry, I had to come up with a name for my ant. I’m thinking Ulysses S. Gr-Ant. -Scott Lang
  • Wow, you’re really great with kids. -Scott
  • Thanks, I’m also a youth pastor. -Jimmy Woo
  • I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most – they pay the price. -Scott Lang, Ant-Man quotes
  • Work-in-progress my @ss! -Scott Lang
  • Anyone see a Southern gentleman carrying a building? -Scott Lang
Marvel Studios’ AVENGERS: ENDGAME..L to R: Hawkeye/Clint Barton (Jeremy Renner), War Machine/James Rhodes (Don Cheadle), Ant-Man/Scott Lang (Paul Rudd), Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper), Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Scarlet Johansson), Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and Captain America/Steve Rogers (Chris Evans)..Photo: Film Frame..©Marvel Studios 2019

Paul Rudd as Scott Lang: Ant-Man Quotes From Endgame

  • As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s @ss.
  • Everything is unpredictable. Is that anybody’s sandwich? I’m starving.
  • So, Back to the Future’s a bunch of bulls**t?
  • I know you know a lot of super-people, so…thinks for thanking of me! – Scott Lang quotes in Civil War
Cassie and Scott Lang in Ant-Man and the Wasp
Marvel Studios ANT-MAN AND THE WASP..L to R: Cassie Lang (Abby Ryder Fortson) and Ant-Man/Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) ..Photo: Ben Rothstein..?Marvel Studios 2018

Scott Lang Quotes From Quantumania

  • My life really doesn’t make sense. -Scott
  • I jumped and tapped. -Scott quotes from Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
  • Everywhere I go, people ask me the same thing: Can you take a picture with my dog? – Scott
  • It’s been a crazy few years. For everyone. -Scott
  • I’m just a guy that got fired from Baskin Robbins. -Scott
  • Look out for the little guy. -Scott
  • Am I The Hulk’s baby? -Scott Lang Quotes from Quantumania
  • That’s Thor. We get confused a lot. Similar body types. – Scott
quotes from ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA,. CAssie and Scott Lang in the Quantum Realm.
(L-R): Kathryn Newton as Cassandra “Cassie” Lang and Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man in Marvel Studios’ ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. Photo by Jay Maidment. © 2022 MARVEL.

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