Ant-Man may not be the flashiest of superheroes, but he has one thing going for him: he’s played by Paul Rudd. So that immediately makes him one of the funniest and most likable Avengers in the MCU. Need proof? Here are some hilarious Ant-Man quotes to make you love Paul Rudd (even more!) than you already do. Scott Lang is one witty dude!
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About Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania
Super Heroes Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) and Hope Van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) return to continue their adventures as Ant-Man and The Wasp.
Together, with Hope’s parents Janet Van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) and Hank Pym (Michael Douglas), and Scott’s daughter Cassie Lang (Kathryn Newton), the family finds themselves exploring the Quantum Realm, interacting with strange new creatures and embarking on an adventure that will push them beyond the limits of what they thought possible.
Watch the Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania trailer.
Watch the Ant-Man movies in order.
Read the Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Parents Guide.
Hilarious Ant-Man Quotes To Make You Love Paul Rudd
- Wait I didn’t steal anything! I was returning something I stole! – Scott Lang Ant-Man quotes
- I thought Daddy didn’t get scared! -Scott Lang
- I’m gonna call him Antony.
- Look, man, I got a master’s in electrical engineering, all right? I’m gonna be fine.- Scott Lang
- Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man. -Hank
- One question… Is it too late to change the name? -Scott
- Hi, I’m Scott. – Ant-Man to Falcon
- My days of breaking into places and stealing sh!t are over! What do you need me to do? -Scott
- …I want you to break into a place and steal some sh!t. -Hank Pym
- Makes sense. -Scott
- Sorry, I’m late, I was saving the world. You know how it is. -Scott
- Scott?- Hank
- Yeah? -Scott
- You’re full of sh!t. -Hank
- Oh yeah. -Scott
- Okay. I just have one question… Who are you, who is she, what the h@ll is going on here, and can I go back to jail now? -Ant-Man quotes
- You think you can stop the future? You’re just a thief! -Yellowjacket
- No, I’m the Ant-Man!… I know, it wasn’t my idea. -Scott
- This is awesome. It’s awesome. You know, you guys are breaking down walls, you’re healing, it’s important. I ruined the moment, didn’t I? -Scott
- Yes, you did, yes. -Hank
- I’m gonna make some tea. -Scott
- It means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space become irrelevant as you shrink for all eternity. Everything that you know, and love, gone forever. -Hank
- Cool. Yeah. I’m… If it ain’t broke… -Scott
- No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.-Scott funny Ant-Man quotes
- Welcome to Baskin-Robbins. Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast? -Scott
- Uh, no thanks. Um… I will have, I’ll have a burger, please. -customer
- Oh, we don’t, we don’t make that. -Scott
- Pretzel. Hot pretzel, like mustard… do you have mustard dip? -customer
- It’s ice cream! Baskin-Robbins. -Scott
- I’ll just do, like, whatever’s hot and fresh. -customer
- Dude. -Scott
- Alright. There’s an old man, he’s got a safe, and he’s gone for a week. Let’s just work with that. -Ant-Man quotes
- Hey, how about the fact that I fought an Avenger and didn’t die? -Ant-Man quotes
- I’m gonna miss you, too, Peachy. Man, you guys got the weirdest goodbye rituals. -Scott Lang quotes
Lines From Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
- So cranky. -Hope
- You want a juice box and some string cheese? -Scott
- Do you really have that? -Scott
- Hold on, you gave her wings? -Scott
- And blasters. -Hank
- Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn’t have that tech available for me. -Scott
- No, I did. -Hank
- Yes! I’m gonna call you ANT-onio Banderas! – Scott Lang quotes
- Where will you be seeing me again? – Ant-Man quotes
- Like, in general, I’ll see, like, the next time you… do something bad I’ll be there…to catch you. – Jimmy Woo
- You’ll be watching and- I thought you were inviting me somewhere.-Scott
- Why would I do that? -Jimmy
- That’s what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I… -Scott Lang
- Like a party? Or dinner or something? -Jimmy
- What, because of hats and sunglasses? It’s not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game. – Scott
- Well, it was your life’s work, Hank. I couldn’t destroy that. Before I turned myself in, I shrunk it down and mailed it to Luis.- Scott Lang
- You sent my suit through the MAIL? -Hank
- Hey, the postal service is very reliable, you know? They do tracking numbers now. Like UPS. -Scott Lang
- Sorry, I had to come up with a name for my ant. I’m thinking Ulysses S. Gr-Ant. -Scott Lang
- Wow, you’re really great with kids. -Scott
- Thanks, I’m also a youth pastor. -Jimmy Woo
- I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most – they pay the price. -Scott Lang, Ant-Man quotes
- Work-in-progress my @ss! -Scott Lang
- Anyone see a Southern gentleman carrying a building? -Scott Lang
Paul Rudd as Scott Lang: Ant-Man Quotes From Endgame
- As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s @ss.
- Everything is unpredictable. Is that anybody’s sandwich? I’m starving.
- So, Back to the Future’s a bunch of bulls**t?
- I know you know a lot of super-people, so…thinks for thanking of me! – Scott Lang quotes in Civil War
Scott Lang Quotes From Quantumania
- My life really doesn’t make sense. -Scott
- I jumped and tapped. -Scott quotes from Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
- Everywhere I go, people ask me the same thing: Can you take a picture with my dog? – Scott
- It’s been a crazy few years. For everyone. -Scott
- I’m just a guy that got fired from Baskin Robbins. -Scott
- Look out for the little guy. -Scott
- Am I The Hulk’s baby? -Scott Lang Quotes from Quantumania
- That’s Thor. We get confused a lot. Similar body types. – Scott
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