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Hilarious Movie Quotes From Vacation Friends

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When you need a good laugh, settle in and turn on Hulu. Specifically, Vacation Friends. Here are some of the most hilarious movie quotes from Vacation Friends, especially Ron and Kyla! If you want to know if kids can watch Vacation friends, check out this parent movie review.

VACATION FRIENDS quotes from Ron and Kyla

About Vacation Friends

In this raw and raunchy comedy, strait-laced Marcus and Emily (Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji) are befriended by wild, thrill-seeking partiers Ron and Kyla (John Cena, Meredith Hagner) at a resort in Mexico.

Living in the moment, the usually level-headed couple lets loose to enjoy a week of uninhibited fun and debauchery with their new “vacation friends.”

Months after their walk on the wild side, Marcus and Emily are horrified when Ron and Kyla show up uninvited at their wedding, creating chaos and proving that what happens on vacation, doesn’t necessarily stay on vacation.

You can watch the red band trailer for Vacation Friends here.

Hilarious Movie Quotes From Vacation Friends

Kyla and Ron are the BFFs you didn’t know you needed!

Here are some of the most hilarious quotes from Vacation Friends, especially from Ron and Kyla.

  • That’s why you don’t see a log of black paraplegics. Because we don’t just go riding around doing stupid sh!t like this. Like they don’t have insurance. – Marcus
  • Well, I guess its your welfare checks I’ve been paying! – Marcus
    Hmm… Possibly. – Ron
  • I’m like Batman. If Batman’s job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. – Ron
  • Yeah, relax. Feel the wind in your hair. Oh, we have different hair. – Ron
    I can still feel it- in my face! – Marcus
  • The insurance guy made us sign like a million papers. – Kyla movie quotes from Vacation Friends
    He probably made money. – Ron
    There’s nothing wrong with giving back!- Kyla
vacation friends quotes from Rona nd Kyla
  • Are you kidding me- cmon, anyone could do this! – Ron about wrestling
  • You came to my face and kept saying Punch Me. – Marcus
    I didn’t think you would. -Gabe
    Well I did. – Marcus
  • Hit every wedding in Atlanta, starting with downtown, working our way out in concentric circles. Classic circle sweep manuever. Same thing I use to find lost kids in the cave. -Ron
    This time you weren’t too late, sweetie. -Kyla
  • Harsh. I have like 12 buttons on my cargo shorts. – Ron
  • See man, it’s like nature’s crisper drawer out here. – Ron
  • Its grapefruit juice. And heroin. – Ron
  • Just float. -Ron

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