Hilarious Quotes From Chip ‘N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie

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Ch-ch-ch-Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers! You know the song, you know the Chipmunks: now get all the fun dialogue from the Chip N Dales Rescue Rangers Movie. Here are the hilarious quotes from Chip ‘N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie. ps- check out the parents guide for Chip N Dales Rescue Rangers movie before your family watches.

CHIP N' DALE: RESCUE RANGERS Quotes from the movie

About Chip ‘N Dale: Rescue Rangers

In “Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers,” Chip and Dale are living amongst cartoons and humans in modern-day Los Angeles, but their lives are quite different now.

It has been decades since their successful television series was canceled, and Chip (voice of John Mulaney) has succumbed to a life of suburban domesticity as an insurance salesman.

Dale (voice of Andy Sandberg), meanwhile, has had CGI surgery and works the nostalgia convention circuit, desperate to relive his glory days. 

When a former castmate mysteriously disappears, Chip and Dale must repair their broken friendship and take on their Rescue Rangers detective personas once again to save their friend’s life. 

Watch the Chip ‘N Dale: Rescue Rangers trailer here.

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(L-R): Dale (voiced by Andy Samberg) and Chip (voiced by John Mulaney) in Disney’s live-action CHIP ‘N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney Enterprises, Inc. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Hilarious Quotes From Chip ‘N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie

  • The biggest risk is not taking a risk at all. – Chip
  • To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers- cheers! – Chip
  • You’ve told me what you had for lunch for the last 42 days. – Chip
  • We’re still in it together. – Chip quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • Rescue Rangers 2.0! – Dale
  • Nah. -Tigra
    No offense, meanly fast. – Dale
  • Life is the worst. Which is why you need good insurance. – Chip
  • What’s been up with you? – Dale
    You know, this, that, other vague things to fill the space of this conversation. – Chip
  • So you’re saying the Rescue Rangers are back! YES! – Dale
  • My love of cheese got the best of me. I just love it so much. – Monterey Jack
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Dale (voiced by Andy Samberg), Chip (voiced by John Mulaney), and Bob the Warrior Viking (voiced by Seth Rogen) in Disney’s live-action CHIP N’ DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney Enterprises, Inc. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

  • Life is the worst, which is why you need good insurance. – Chip
  • It smells like almond butter and gasoline. – Chip
  • 42 kids and counting! – Montey
  • Hey, it’s no secret I’ve had the CGI surgery done. And it’s done wonders for my career. – Dale quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • A Facebook fan page- they don’t just give those away! – Monterey Jack Quotes From Rescue Rangers Movie
  • ET forgive Bat. -ET
    Fine. – Batman
  • They’ll like me for who I am. Not like last time when the internet got one look at my human teeth and burned the place down. – Ugly Sonic
  • And leave the top hat and the cane in the car, please. – Chip
  • We just want to buy some cheese. The stinkier the better. – Dale
  • No more free samples Lester, this isn’t Baskin Robbins. – Bjornson
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(L-R): Dale (voiced by Andy Samberg) and Chip (voiced by John Mulaney) in Disney’s live-action CHIP ‘N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney Enterprises, Inc. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

  • I think we’re in the Valley. The Uncanny Valley. – Chip
  • I can’t tell, he’s got those Polar Express eyes. – Chip
  • Is this your secret bootlegging company or what? – Dale
  • Old, bald, sad like a zoo gorilla? – Sweet Pete quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • Too much cheese, not enough bread. – Sweet Pete
  • Cmon Chip, the water’s fine! – Dale
  • Last year when Peppa Pig went missing, I made a big mistake. – Ellie
  • Paw Patrol attacked Sgt Henderson. The docs say he may never have kids. – Ellie quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
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Kiki Layne as “Ellie” in Disney’s live-action CHIP ‘N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Hilary Bronwyn Gayle, SMPSP. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

  • Oh no, is this where all the victims are buried? – Chip
  • Chip, I hear you. But it’s an unreasonable ask. – Dale
  • It’s called Ugly Sonic: Uglier Crimes. – Ugly Sonic quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers
  • That accent actually got me fired from Law and Order. – Dale
  • When it comes to rapping, there’s always a choice. – Chip
  • Just devour him, make it stop! – Chip quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • Cause he’s Chip – Dale
    He’s Dale – Chip
    And we’ll never fail! -together
  • We were always better together. – Dale quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • This looks like the machine I had my CG work done on. but way more violent looking. – Dale
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(L-R): Dale (voiced by Andy Samberg) and Chip (voiced by John Mulaney) in Disney’s live-action CHIP ‘N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney Enterprises, Inc. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

  • You got a Snoopy ear! – Dale
    Get it off, get it off!- Chip
  • No artichokey. It’s never been artichokey. – Chip
  • They’re laughing at me. You can’t hurt my feelings if I’m in on the joke. -Ugly Sonic quotes from Rescue Rangers movie
  • Yes, Ugly Sonic, his Snoopy ear is hilarious. – Dale
  • It was originally called Aunt Man. A-U-N-T. And my superpower was being really charming to Aunts. – Paul Rudd quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • Peter, is that really you? You got old. -Lost Boy
    Yeah, death is coming for us all. – Peter
  • You want a piece of me? Be My Guest. – Lumiere
  • You’re going to arrest me when Jack Skellington has been embezzling from his charity for years? Everyone knows about it! – Bob quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • Dale was right. Ugh- how cliche. – Chip
  • The worse the joke, the longer the laugh. – Gadget quotes from Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
  • Sure, I guess some things are worth rebooting. – Chip
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Chip (voiced by John Mulaney) and Dale (voiced by Andy Samberg) in Disney’s live-action CHIP N’ DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney Enterprises, Inc. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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