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Loki Quotes That Prove He Is The God (Of One-Liners)

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Fangirling is my thing, especially when it comes to the MCU. And while I absolutely love and adore the heroes like Captain America and Thor, I have a huge weakness for one bad guy I just can’t quit. Loki Laufeyson adopted son of Odin and brother to Thor is played by Tom Hiddleston in the MCU to absolute perfection. He’s just incredible in every way, including the dialogue. Here’s a list of Loki quotes that prove he is the god of one-liners. ps- if you need to know if Loki is safe for kids, check this post for a parent review.

Loki quotes from MCU and Disney Plus series

About Loki On Disney Plus

Marvel Studios’ “Loki” features the God of Mischief as he steps out of his brother’s shadow in a new series that takes place after the events of “Avengers: Endgame.” 

Tom Hiddleston returns as the title character, joined by Owen Wilson, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Sophia Di Martino, Wunmi Mosaku and Richard E. Grant. Kate Herron directs “Loki,” and Michael Waldron is head writer. 

Loki (Tom Hiddleston) in Marvel Studios' LOKI quotes from the series
Loki (Tom Hiddleston) in Marvel Studios’ LOKI exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2020. All Rights Reserved.

Best Loki Quotes From The MCU

If you are looking for context with some of these Loki quotes from the MCU, I suggest getting into this list of movies to watch before Loki the series begins.

You’ll find all of Tom’s best lines spoken as Loki over the years, and you will not be disappointed in the delivery!

But here’s a rundown of some of our favorite Loki quotes from the MCU.

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  • So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me.
  • Surprise!
  • An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
  • You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
  • I am burdened with glorious purpose.
  • Satisfaction isn’t in my nature.
  • Trust my rage.
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  • I have been falling for 30 minutes!
  • We are not doing “get help”.
  • Your savior is here!
  • I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.
  • You will never be a god.
  • Is it madness? Is it!
  • TELL ME!
  • It’s not that I don’t love our little talks, its just that… I don’t love them.
  • I didn’t do it for him.
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Marvel Studios’ AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR..Loki (Tom Hiddleston)..Photo: Chuck Zlotnick..?Marvel Studios 2018
  • The costume’s a bit much. So tight, the confidence! I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, want to have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism?
  • When do we start?
  • An impressive cage… not built I think… for me.
  • You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.
  • I have an Army.
  • There are no men like me. I am a God, you dull creature.
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Best Quotes From Loki Series on Disney+

But the good stuff is yet to come!

We’re getting a full series of Loki- that’s 6 episodes with a season 2 already confirmed!- on Disney+ this June.

And here are some of the best lines and Loki quotes from the series on Disney Plus.

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(L-R): Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and Mobius (Owen Wilson) in Marvel Studios’ LOKI, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
  • Are you taking me somewhere to kill me? – Loki
    No, that’s where you just were. I’m taking you someplace to talk. – Agent Mobius
  • Well, I don’t like to talk. – Loki
    But you do like to lie, which you just did. Because we both know, you love to talk. Talky talky… – Agent Mobius
  • The idea that your little club decides the fate of trillions of people across all of existence at the behest of three… Space Lizards? Yes, it’s funny. It’s absurd.
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(L-R): Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and Hunter B-15 (Wunmi Mosaku) in Marvel Studios’ LOKI exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Chuck Zlotnick. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.
  • Now hang on just a minute!
  • Who actually believes this crap?!
  • What could possibly go wrong?
  • Do I get a weapon?

If you love Loki quotes as we do, you might even be interested in doing a little Loki Disneybounding on a budget.

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