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Magical Quotes From Disenchanted

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Is Happily Ever After all its cracked up to be? Giselle and Robert are back in the sequel to Enchanted- now playing on Disney+. We laughed out loud at some of the lines of dialogue in the movie- and think you did too! Here are our favorite most magical quotes from Disenchanted.

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About Disenchanted

An all-new live-action musical comedy, “Disenchanted” is a sequel to Disney’s box office hit “Enchanted” featuring the original cast from the heart-warming story of the lovable maiden from the fairy tale world of Andalasia who finally found her Prince Charming in the kingdom of New York City.

It has been 15 years since Giselle (Amy Adams) and Robert (Patrick Dempsey) wed, but Giselle has grown disillusioned with life in the city, so they move their growing family to the sleepy suburban community of Monroeville in search of a more fairy tale life.

Unfortunately, it isn’t the quick fix she had hoped for. Suburbia has a whole new set of rules and a local queen bee, Malvina Monroe (Maya Rudolph), who makes Giselle feel more out of place than ever. 

Frustrated that her happily ever after hasn’t been so easy to find, she turns to the magic of Andalasia for help, accidentally transforming the entire town into a real-life fairy tale and placing her family’s future happiness in jeopardy. 

Now, Giselle is in a race against time to reverse the spell and determine what happily ever after truly means to her and her family. 

Watch the Disenchanted trailer here.

Read the Disenchanted parents guide here.

Read the parents guide for Enchanted here.

movie quotes from disenchanted. Giselle singing in front of her new house.
Amy Adams as Giselle in Disney’s live action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Jonathan Hession. 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Magical Quotes From Disenchanted

  • You just get married and then nothing ever happens to you again. -kid chipmunk
  • Life got so busy it felt like a sleeping curse fell on them every night. -Pip
  • Everyone agrees it’s a tragedy. – Morgan
  • Oh, that’s… sarcasm. -Giselle quotes from Disenchanted
  • Teenagers are like this. She’ll be fine. -Robert
  • It’s the closest thing to Andelasia I’ve ever seen! -Giselle
  • It’s beautiful mom. -Morgan
  • I weave. -Malvina
quotes from DISENCHANTED.
(L-R): Yvette Nicole Brown as Rosaleen, Maya Rudolph as Malvina Monroe, Jayma Mays as Ruby in Disney’s live-action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Jonathan Hession. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • She made this town what it is. -Rosaleen
  • That is so much better than 5th Avenue. -Robert quotes from Disenchanted
  • I’m a commuter now. -Robert
  • Your dwelling- are you poor now? -Edward
  • How desperate you must be to truly do something. -Edward
  • An Andalasian wishing wand. -Giselle
  • Does anyone in Andalasia just say stuff? -Morgan
    Not if we can help it. -Giselle
 James Marsden as Prince Edward and Idina Menzel as Nancy Tremaine in Disenchanted. Quotes from the movie.
(L-R): James Marsden as Prince Edward and Idina Menzel as Nancy Tremaine in Disney’s live-action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Jonathan Hession. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • How do you live in this place? -Edward
  • We have dragons and ogre rebellions. – Nancy
  • Happily ever after is more a concept here than it is a thing. -Nancy
  • Over and over and over and over. And then you die. -commuter
  • I feel like a human get well bouquet. -Morgan
  • I’m living the full cliche here. -Morgan
  • Chamomile… NO! Hibiscus. -Edgar
  • Once you found where you fit, Monroeville can be whatever you wish. -Malvina
quotes from DISENCHANTED
(L-R): Amy Adams as Giselle, Sofia (played by Mila & Lara Jackson), Gabriella Baldacchino as Morgan Philip, and Patrick Dempsey as Robert Philip in Disney’s live-action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Courtesy of Disney Enterprises; Inc. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • Yes, that was sarcasm. My day sucked. – Morgan
  • Memories are the most powerful magic of all, I know. -Morgan
  • She is not my mother. She is my stepmother. – Morgan quotes from Disenchanted
  • Monrolasia has a queen? – Giselle
  • And she’s a magic queen, those are always fun. -Giselle
  • That’s wicked. -Rosaleen
  • Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the most powerful of them all? -Malvina
  • We said most powerful, not the prettiest. -Ruby
  • Its definitely air-conditioned. -Pip
  • What- it was a little judgy. -Pip
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Patrick Dempsey as Robert Philip in Disney’s live-action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Alex Bailey. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • Stepdaughters always live in attics or dungeons. -Giselle
  • Oh, I can’t be an evil cat! They eat chipmunks! -Pip quotes from Disenchanted
  • Surely there’s an adventure out here somewhere! – Robert
  • A very large and cranky dragon is just what I’ve been looking for. – Robert
  • I’m not vain. I just look good in everything! -Giselle
  • Mirror, what kind of magic is this? -Malvina
  • Going somewhere? -Giselle
  • I wished for a fairy tale life and it’s all gone terribly wrong. -Giselle quotes from Disenchanted
  • I feel superior to all living things. -Pip
quotes from DISENCHANTED
(L-R): Amy Adams as Giselle and Maya Rudolph as Malvina Monroe in Disney’s live-action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Jonathan Hession. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • Who knew that being a villain could be so liberating? -Giselle
  • Do I get to be evil now? -Pip
  • Delusional, but hilarious. -Malvina
  • We do whimsy very well. -Nancy quotes from Disenchanted
  • Morgan- you’re the key! -Edward
  • I’m not the one she tried to turn into a toad. -Rosaleen
  • A little advice. Get a life. She hates you both. -Pip
  • Nope. Turns out I’m good at evil. -Pip
  • They’re just butterflies- idiots! -Malvina
DISENCHANTED quotes from Giselle
Amy Adams as Giselle in Disney’s live-action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney Enterprises, Inc. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • You two are the worst. -Malvina quotes from Disenchanted
  • Time to be heroes! – Robert
  • Useless garbage. -Giselle
  • My sweet Giselle. You’ve come back to me. – Robert
  • I’m so sorry. I don’t want minions. -Giselle
  • Isn’t it marvelous when two worlds come together in such harmony? -Malvina
  • I wish I was home with my mom. -Morgan
  • Oh, I had the craziest dreams last night. -Robert
  • Only the person who wields the magic remembers it clearly. -Giselle
  • I’m not dead, you merely grazed me! -Edward quotes from Disenchanted
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Amy Adams as Giselle in Disney’s live-action DISENCHANTED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Jonathan Hession. © 2022 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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