Hilarious Minions: The Rise of Gru Quotes

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You know these little yellow guys will always bring a smile! And the Minions dialogue and quotes from the Rise of Gru are certain to make you laugh. Here are some of the hilarious Minions: The Rise of Gru Quotes that your family will love.

best quotes from Minions: The Rise of Gru. Movie poster three minions holding up a boom box.

About Minions: The Rise of Gru

When the Vicious 6 ousts their leader, legendary fighter Wild Knuckles (Alan Arkin), Gru interviews to become their newest member.

It doesn’t go well (to say the least) and only gets worse after Gru outsmarts them and suddenly finds himself the mortal enemy of the apex of evil.

On the run, Gru will turn to an unlikely course for guidance, Wild Knuckles himself, and discover even bad guys need a little help from their friends.

Watch the Minions: The Rise of Gru trailer here.

Read the parents guide for Minions: The Rise of Gru to decide what ages this is suitable for.

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Hilarious Minion: The Rise of Gru Quotes

  • Hello, everybody here for the interview? Me too? What do you drive? I drive a jet bike. – Gru
  • Here we go! – Gru
  • Distinguished villains! My name is Gru. I feel like I’m talking too loud, even though our proximity doesn’t require this kind of volume. – Gru
  • You seriously think a puny little child can be a villain? – Belle Bottom
  • Yes, I am pretty despicable. You don’t want to cross me! – Gru
  • Come back when you’ve done something evil to impress me. – Belle Bottom Rise of Gru quotes
  • Otto, take the stone back to the lair! I’ll distract them. – Gru
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  • This is the biggest day of my life! -Gru Minions: The Rise of Gru quotes
  • This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world! – Gru
  • Time to strike! – Belle Bottom
  • Now I will be a supervillain. – Gru
  • Now all I need is Otto. Where is Otto? – Gru
  • Are you pulling on my legs right now? Otto where’s the stone? – Gru
  • Oh no! -Otto Minion quotes from Rise of Gru
  • Did you just trade my future for a pet rock? – Gru quotes Rise of Gru
  • Si? – Otto
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  • Oh I didn’t mean to scare you, now where’s Gru? – Belle Bottom
  • Good eh flight eh. – Stuart Minion quotes from Rise of Gru
  • Hello, peanut? – Bob
  • Hello! – Bob
  • You see me? You see me not! You see me? You see me not! – Bob Minion quotes from Rise of Gru
  • WHOOOOHOO! HAHAHA! – Kevin Minion quotes from Rise of Gru
    No, no haha. – Stuart
  • Good night. – Kevin
    Good night. -Bob
    Yes yes yes, good night. – Gru
    Good night! – Stuart Minion quotes from Rise of Gru
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  • There are a lot of other villains in the world. But I am going to be a super villain. – Gru
  • Mini boss! Mini boss!
  • All right, all right, I’m not mini. Please stop calling me that. – Gru
  • Mini Bosssss! – Kevin
  • My minions will save me. – Gru
  • You like picking on little guys, huh? I am a master of Kung Fu. -Master Chow
  • I will teach you. – Master Chow quotes from The Rise of Gru
  • Ah, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin… – Stuart Minion quotes from Rise of Gru
  • Minions: Assemble! -Gru
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