Mom Monday: Summertime Blues
Yes.? Shut up, I know.? Gahhhhh!
It’s been, like, 30 seconds since my kids officially got out of school for the summer and I’m complaining.? Mom can’t hang, y’all.
Your kids probably still have a week or more left thanks to Elsa and her never-ending winter.? You probably long for the day that projects are done, that backpacks are put away, that summer reading is the only thing on your child’s to-do list.? I should be loving all the time spent with these little people, just soaking in their amaaaazzzingness (see #OhLucy exhibit A) but…
I. Just. Can’t.
This is the first summer since 2006 that I have been blessed with my children all day and all night during their summer vacations.? I just have to say it.? I’m not a fan.? I love my kids.? But. Wow.? It’s been rough, y’all.? And it’s only been a week.
Seriously.? Who came up with this idea of 3 months off?
In the summer.
In Arizona.??
Do you see what we are working with here?
I mean, that should be illegal.? Momma Kids needs space.? My kids need to play.? They need to romp and frolic and spend all day outside being creative and crap or working on their free throws so they can get scholarships.? Unless I put them all on a graveyard shift schedule, that ain’t happening.? For Three. Long. Months.
I feel kinda stupid for being cocky about coming from Texas and, hey, it gets hot there too, so we will be fiiinneeeeee.?? Yeah, no.? This is Africa hot.? I feel I should try to explain the difference.? It’s the sun.? Man, it has its own special level of intensity out here.? It’s mean, it’s brutal, it takes no prisoners.? I’m pretty mean to my kids, but even I won’t make them go outside and try to play under these conditions.
Where does that leave us?? Yep.? Inside.? Follow me here.
You know what my kids have done all week?? Watched TV, played Xbox, visited our favorite neighbor-teacher (where they watched TV and played Xbox).? See the pattern here?? Dude.? It’s TOO EFFING HOT.? For a state that figured out doing Daylight Savings time is dumb, I don’t see why they haven’t jumped onboard with mandatory year round school.
Wait- teacher friends!? Don’t go.? I know, I know.? I mean no disrespect.? I get it.? This is the ONLY thing you have in your life that balances out the low pay and the crappy attitudes and state mandated testing.
I can be reasonable.? Let’s work this out.? How about we give the kids 3 months off when they can actually go outside and play.? School calendars should run February through October.
Boom.
Yes?
Because I’m not sure the 5 of us will all make it 3 months inside this house together.? I’m outnumbered.? And I don’t like the odds.
Get it together, Shenanigans!? I know- ooooh- how about camps? How about play dates? How about outings??
Camps: not a whole lot of options here in my small town.? And they cost money.? I just spend all ours at Walt Disney World and on race fees.? Oops.? It was for the children, you know.? The memories!? The Magic!? Ahem.
In addition, it’s hard to find coordinating plans for 4 kids spanning 9 years in age.
Play dates: ugh.? I mean, I know, wow.? That’s bad to say.? But really. That just means MORE kids being bored and watching TV or playing Xbox in my house.? And chances are they won’t find me as amusing as my own children do.? Or as scary.? Know your audience, right?? And I know what works with my 4.? I’m not sure how bringing more chaos into the house would actually help matters.
Outings:? This one I am actually willing to concede.? I need to work on finding fun and interesting places to take my children in Phoenix and Tucson.? Shouldn’t be too hard.? I should do that.? I will do that.? Either way would be about an hours drive in the car, so at the very least it’s killing time, right?? And I think that’s on my List too.? Visit museums or something?
Woo Hoo!? We have a winner.
I want to channel my buddy DisBroad Amy and be all zen about the time home with the kids.? But.? I just can’t.? It’s just too hot, y’all.
By the way,? did I mention Mr. Shenanigans is leaving for a week business trip?? Alone?? To ORLANDO?? Where he gets to hang out with Mr. Jon Bon Jovi for cripes sake?!
Hold me.? It’s going to be a long, hot summer, y’all.
Help!? Give me some tips and tricks to make it through the summer.? We aren’t crafty, though, so anything involving Pinterest and glue guns are no-gos. What do you do with your children when the final bell rings?? How does your summer look?
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I only have two and we are already crazy! I sent an SOS begging for a spot in camp this week for my almost 3 year old. Yes, I waved the white flag when it was still May….
Right? Why is this so hard? My mom found a camp for Claire- so she’s hooked up for the next two weeks. But the boys are pretty much out of luck!
How about joining a YMCA, just for the summer? I know its an additional cost…but they have big, air conditioned gymnasiums where kids can run around and burn off energy…and usually have pools…preferably an indoor and outdoor if you’re dealing with 100+ temps. And there’s always other kids there so they could make some friends/have other kids to distract them from their own siblings. The Y membership saved me during NC’s 90+ August heat when I was nannying for 4 kids.
There’s not one here- or we’d be all up in that business! I need to check into the local LA Fitness and see how that is set up. It would be VERY helpful to have someplace for all of them to hang out.
Well that is not awesome. Your town needs to have a rec center, church, something! That’s insane, especially in that heat.
Word!
What about your local library for activities or the movie theater. We live in a very small town but they do free kids movies every Tuesday and Wednesday mornings.
Oh Robin- you just saved me! YES! Tuesday mornings we have movies at our local theater. I had to buy the tickets but they were extremely reasonable. I TOTALLY forgot I had them stashed somewhere. WOOHOO! One morning down, 6 to go. I’ll check the library for activities too. Guessing they might have something for #OhLucy but not sure about the other kids. Thank you!
Mr. Shenanigans is going to Orlando – without you?? He’ll be living on a prayer when he gets back.
Bwahaha, I kill me. Hang in there momma!!! Is there any sort of jump house/trampoline park nearby you could try? Indoors but activity – best of both worlds.
Nope, not local. Probably within 40 min drive though. I’ll be branching out a bit to make sure they have some things to do.
I know it’s not in all places, but my elementary school would have summer activities and my parents would sign me up for a couple weeks. Then there were camps at the U of A that were all day stuff. My friends and I were insane enough to be outside but we’d head inside for kool-aid and AC.
You could just come visit me. Or take them to your mom’s house, like I do 🙂 You’ll survive! Don’t you worry!
Clearly the only solution is to drive to San Diego and live in your car. (kidding not kidding). Spent many childhood summers in Arizona and I have to tell you I don’t miss it. But you are stronger! You’ve got this! You can do it! (interesting that my get through the hell summer and marathon encouragement speeches sounds eerily similar)
Trying to feel bad for you. Not working. Try Oct-May being too cold or rainy, now the mosquitos are out and July will be in the 90s with 75%+ humidity AND mosquitos. Tell me all about TX!
Wait…what about Jon Bon Jovi?
If it helps, it’s really only about two months off…at least here.
The library is a great resource. Sometimes children’s museums have different things going on for free or very low cost.