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Movie Quotes From 8-Bit Christmas

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Children of the 80s: rejoice! The most adorable throwback to your very-80s Christmas memories is here. We can’t get enough of this one! Check out the movie quotes from 8-Bit Christmas, streaming on HBO Max now. ps- check out the parent movie guide for 8-Bit Christmas to decide if it’s ok for your kids!

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About 8-Bit Christmas

How far would you go to score the ultimate gift? Watch the new holiday classic #8BitXmas on November 24 with the whole family, streaming exclusively on HBO Max.

From New Line Cinema and HBO Max comes “8-Bit Christmas,” a humorous and heartfelt look back at the adventures of childhood. Set in suburban Chicago in the late 1980s, the story centers on ten-year-old Jake Doyle’s herculean quest to get the latest and greatest video game system for Christmas.

Watch the 8-Bit Christmas trailer here.

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Movie Quotes From 8-Bit Christmas

  • Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine. – Jake
  • Bookends? – Jake
    They have baseballs on them. – Mom
    I see that. – Jake
  • First prize is a brand new Nintendo entertainment system!
  • There are no rules. – Jeff
  • That Nintendo’s mine! – Jake
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  • What do you want? – Neighbor
    Want to buy a wreath? – Jake
    Ma! This kid thinks your wreath sucks! – neighbor
  • Nintendo. A maze of rubber wiring and electronic intelligence so advanced it was deemed not a video game but an 8-bit entertainment system. – Jake
  • No Nintendo in my house. – Dad, movie quotes from 8-bit Christmas
    I second that. – Mom
    Looks like a no-go on the Nintendo. – Lizzy
  • I needed a Christmas miracle. – Jake
  • The year was 1987 or was it 88? Super bowl was… – Jake
    Okay does it really matter dad? – Annie
    Oh, okay, the year was the late 80s. I was 11 years old.
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  • Did you wear a helmet? – Annie
    Yeah- we always wore helmets in the 80s. – Jake
  • Me and my friends would do anything just to play one. – Jake
  • Any of you huddled masses want to play? What have you brought me?- Timmy
  • One thing became clear- I needed to get my own. – Jake
  • This is bigger than Christmas! This is our Vietnam. – Jake
    I don’t think that means what you think it means. -Tammy, movie quotes from 8-bit Christmas
    I have no idea what it means. – Jake
  • We’re gonna get into so much trouble! – Evan
  • I got a goldfish! – Cyrus
    Untraceable cash money! – Coach Wallach
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  • Sometimes during Christmas, just when you think all hope is lost something magical happens. – Jake
  • Sold out in 20 minutes. Suddenly, one woman punched a grandma right in the throat. Same family, too. – Janitor
  • Red dog this is blue bird. – Jake, movie quotes from 8-bit Christmas
    This is rainbow one.
    What happened to red dog?- Jake
    I changed it.
  • This is millennium falcon super cool. – Jake
  • Are you making all this up? – Annie
    No. no, no way! – Jake
  • Video games have been doing all kinds of strange things to children. – Mom
  • It was the 80s! Stuff got real. – Jake
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