Movie Quotes From Bullet Train

The newest Brad Pitt movie is sure to leave you laughing with the quick, clever, and quirky Bullet Train dialogue. We caught as many of the movie quotes from Bullet Train as we could, as the movie went whizzing by us!

About Bullet Train

In Bullet Train, Brad Pitt stars as Ladybug, an unlucky assassin determined to do his job peacefully after one too many gigs gone off the rails.

Fate, however, may have other plans, as Ladybug’s latest mission puts him on a collision course with lethal adversaries from around the globe—all with connected, yet conflicting, objectives—on the world’s fastest train.

The end of the line is just the beginning in this non-stop thrill ride through modern-day Japan from David Leitch, the director of Deadpool 2.

Watch the trailer for Bullet Train here.

Read the Bullet Train Parents Guide here.

Movie Quotes From Bullet Train

You put peace out in the world, you get peace back. -Lady Bug
My bad luck is biblical. -Lady Bug
You said you wanted something simple on your first job back. It doesn’t get simpler. -Maria/Handler quotes from Bullet Train
I can hear that personal growth. -Maria
I did. You chose spiritual enlightenment. -Maria
It’s money. It’s always money. -Lady Bug
You’re underthinking it. -Lady Bug
Is that a word? Did you Google it? -Maria
He doesn’t need a reason to kill people like you. He needs a reason not to. – Kimura quotes from Bullet Train
Maybe my luck is starting to turn. -Lady Bug

Aren’t we glad we waited? Prince
I’m not in someone else’s story, you’re all in mine. -Prince quotes from Bullet Train
What the… wow? Really? Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger. -Lady Bug
I missed my stop because G-d hates me.-Lady Bug
No, she doesn’t. -Maria
Sh!t. F@ck. What? -Maria
Stop it everyone knows their twins. -Maria
Didn’t I mention? I’ve always been lucky. Prince
Man I just want to get off this train and see a zen garden or some sh!t. -Lady Bug
I’m trying to get Diesels out of my life. -Lady Bug movie quotes from Bullet Train
Have the courage to listen. -Lady Bug

Eat a bag of d!cks, lady. -Lady Bug
I’m like McGyver. -Lady Bug
I don’t have a ticket. -Lady Bug quotes from Bullet Train
I’m not sure that’s your biggest concern. -Maria
Is this like a sex thing? -guy on train
I do love an accent.- guy on train
The innocent young girl doesn’t get you too far if you’re holding a loaded gun. -Prince
If I had one in the chamber I’d rock this bad boy right now. -Lady Bug
Boundaries. We need boundaries. -Handler quotes from Bullet Train
I knew my luck would rub off on you. -Prince
Omg did you say whack? -Maria quotes from Bullet Train
Yeah I’m bringing it back. -Lady Bug
I was trying to sell it. -Lady Bug
I’ll do what you want.
Just leave my son alone. -Kimura
You’re a terrible father. -Prince

I’m going to find a Temple and revaluation my choices. -Lady Bug
G-d, he’s got a great walk. -guy on train
It’s bad luck on acid. I’ve got to get off this train. -Lady Bug
I want to look you in the eyes when I kill you and your brother. -White Death quotes from Bullet Train
Fate for me is just another word for bad luck. -Lady Bug
It holds all the bad luck so others can live in peace. -Elder
Hurt people hurt people. -Lady Bug
If you don’t control your fate, it will control you. -White Death quotes
It helps to process this. I have a good therapist. -Lady Bug
All you do is talk about trains. -Lady Bug
For old time’s sake. White Death
The narcissism of this chick. -Lady Bug
Was that karma? -Lady Bug
Did you come to rescue me? -Lady Bug
Did you need rescuing? Maria
It’s a lot to process. -Lady Bug
Do you think there was maybe a little head trauma? -Lady Bug
Potassium would be good. -Lady Bug
Next time, take the gun. Maria

The Best Lines Of Dialogue: Tangerine and Lemon Quotes From Bullet Train

I’m Tangerine and he’s Lemon.- Tangerine
Like the fruit? -Lady Bug
Everything I learned about people, I learned from Thomas the Tank Engine. -Lemon quotes from Bullet Train
You’re starting to get on my f@cking t!ts. -Tangerine movie quotes from Bullet Train
That wasn’t our fault. -Lemon
That wasn’t our fault. -Tangerine
He asked for pros who wouldn’t f@ck up. Three words Lemon: we are f@cked. -Tangerine
Nut up or shut up, bro. -Lemon
First his wife then his son. That’s a lot of white deaths. -Tangerine
You look like every white homeless man I’ve ever seen. -Lemon movie quotes from Bullet Train
You shot me twice. -Lady Bug
You also have a shootable face. Lemon
Every day is a f@cking headache with you, isn’t it? -Lemon
Like Thomas The Tank Engine says: simple is better. -Lemon
Do you like your arms? -Tangerine lines from Bullet Train
You know I love my arms. -Lemon
The old Punch and Judy. -Tangerine and Lemon quotes from Bullet Train
It’s some f@cking 80’s dance-off. -Tangerine

dialogue from bullet train. Lemon and Lady Bug sitting on a train across from each other.

Glasses. He’s not our guy. -Lemon
When this trains a rockin’ don’t come a knocking am I right? -Lemon
Never shave on a bullet train. -Lemon
I think I found my Diesel. -Lemon
I still need a fall guy. -Tangerine
Which ones the Diesel and which ones the Duck? Lemon
I’m sorry. I get captivated by white girl tears. -Lemon
You made Lemon bleed, and Lemon never bleeds. -Tangerine movie quotes from Bullet Train
Am I in h@ll? -Lemon
There is no episode in Japanese. -Lemon
I’m sorry I shot you. -Lemon
Actually, it was like twice. -Lady Bug

movie quotes from bullet train. Tangerine and Lady Bug fighting in the snack car on the train.

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