Chilling Movie Quotes From Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
Welcome, foolish mortals… I am your host, your dialogue and quotes host. Disney’s Haunted Mansion is in theaters this week and you can bet fans of the Disney Parks will be looking for attraction quotes! Did your favorites appear when summoned? Here are some chilling movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion movie (2023).

About Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
Inspired by the classic theme park attraction, “Haunted Mansion” is about a woman and her son who enlist a motley crew of so-called spiritual experts to help rid their home of supernatural squatters.
Read the Haunted Mansion (2023) parents guide.
Watch the Haunted Mansion movie trailer.
Know when to go, run and pee during Disney’s Haunted Mansion.
Cast Of The Haunted Mansion Movie (2023)
- LaKeith Stanfield
- Tiffany Haddish
- Owen Wilson
- Danny DeVito
- Rosario Dawson
- Chase W. Dillon
- Dan Levy
- Jamie Lee Curtis
- Jared Leto

Movie Quotes From Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- Welcome, Foolish Mortals to New Orleans. -Leota
- Where death is not an ending but a new beginning. -Leota
- I help people see things they can’t always see. -Alyssa
- Why do I think you’re having a bad day? Because you smell like yesterday. -Bartender
- Oh, I don’t care. -Ben movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- I will show you things and talk about them. -Ben
- Ghosts don’t exist. Life is dirt. We’re all dirt. – Ben
- Welcome home! -Gabbie
- Love it? -Gabbie movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- No. -Travis
- Not today!- Travis

- This place is haunted! – Travis
- I’m gonna light a vanilla candle and it’s going to be a game changer. -Gabbie
- Will it though? – Travis movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- You’ll be back! – Hatbox Ghost movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- The treasures I seek are in heaven. -Father Kent
- You want to be a hero? – Father Kent movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- Pass. -Ben
- One man’s monster is another man’s Halloween costume. -Father Kent
- That’s like having Michael Jordan play baseball. – Father Kent

- It’s fine, Gabbie. I’m not afraid of a couple of ghosts. -Ben movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- It’s really only after midnight. – Gabbie
- There’s this thing called power of suggestion. – Ben
- Yeah, I just need to calm down, don’t I? -Gabbie
- Something followed me home! – Ben
- He can’t walk anywhere at night without a ghost following him around. -Gabbie movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- The Lord moves in mysterious ways. -Father Kent
- Your eyes were screaming yes. -Father Kent
- She was missing half her face, so she was hard to understand. -Kent
- It only sold about 9 copies, but hey, he’s not dead. -Father Kent

- She’s been doing reading at bar mitzvahs but gets a very good Yelp score. -Father Kent movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- They were just running me home. -Travis
- People… used to eat here. -Harriet
- Ghosts like to fight. -Harriet
- You didn’t tell me these ghosts be following people. -Harriet
- Do you have any idea what its like having a ghost horse run through your bedroom? -Harriet
- Am I proud Ben attacked an elderly educator? -Father Kent
- G-d, give us a break. We don’t want to be haunted. There are so many bad people. Haunt them. -Father Kent
- Here is a pen and pad that I purchased from CVS. -Harriet movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- Talk to Leota. -Travis

- This feels different. – Harriet
- What does this feel like? -Gabbie
- Madness. -Harriet
- I’m too old to die! -Bruce movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- The living and the dead belong in different places. -Harriet
- It’s good that she’s not here. She’s at peace. -Harriet
- On days when I get really low I’ll hear a train in the distance. I call those ghost winks. -Harriet
- Ben, I just feel like I know you already. -Hatbox Ghost movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- I’m going to cover us with some morning prayers. -Kent
- Attics are historically terrifying. -Harriet
- Can I call you Ghost Baby? -Ben

- I’m an ally. To you and all ghosts— Ben
- Well it’s about time. -Leota movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- I can show you what happened but it will cost you. $3.00 – Leota
- We had summoned a terrible evil who prayed on Gracy’s grief. – Leota
- They’re gonna be deader. -Father Kent
- He’s got 999. We better get outta here. -Bruce
- Reverse seance. Count me in. – Harriet
- No, we’re gonna scare you. Boo. -Father Kent
- Speaking of eggs-estantial… – Ben
- Don’t egg him on. -Gabbie
- Eggs-actyly. -Ben

- It’s like the Captain Crunch of eggs. -Harriet
- I make sure everyone follows the rules on the playground. -Travis
- If its one thing I’m good at, it’s keeping secrets. -Ben
- Sage from Costco. -Harriet
- You have promise. -Hatbox Ghost
- If you’re willing to help me, I can give you what you want. -Hatbox Ghost movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- A ghost who haunts other ghosts? That’s not fair. -Father Kent
- My younger sister? I think she could actually be the devil. -Harriet
- You are not alone. -Ben
- She also was the world’s slowest runner. -Ben
- You have no social skills at all. -Ben
- I just wanted to see her one more time. She died alone. -Ben
- What was the cholesterol on her? Cheesesteak, tater tots, ice cream. She was going to the bone orchard. -Bruce movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- It seems like Ben’s a goner. -Kent

- Murder in life now a murderer in death. -Harriet
- I do love surprises and I have a great one coming up for you. -Hatbox Ghost
- Not today, S@tan! -Harriet
- This guy was so petty you almost got to respect it. -Father Kent
- Are you kidding me? I’m a child!- Travis
- Tater Tots; it’s a ghost wink! -Father Kent
- Everything looks normal. But normal is terrifying. -Father Kent movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- I never thought I’d say this but call the police. -Ben
- Let’s do this, Baby. -Ben
- I work in Halloween supplies. I’m a fraud.
- You can’t use my lines back against me. -Kent
- It’s happy hour somewhere. -Bruce
- When hinges creak in doorless chambers…
- 999 souls that reside here but there’s always room for one more! -Hatbox Ghost

- Kent- I have faith in you. -Ben
- The power of Kent compels you! -Father Kent
- That’s right, I said it. Morons. -Kent
- Nowhere feels right without him. -Travis
- Believe me, I know a con when I see one. -Kent
- I could almost taste your grief. -Ben
- These people, they can’t save me from my grief. But they can save me from you. -Ben
- Hey look, we gotta talk about boundaries. -Kent
- This house is where I belong. -Leota
- Why have a medium as a friend if you don’t ask? -Harriet movie quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)
- Facts. -Ben
- This could change the course of your entire life. – Gabbie
- That’s a risk I’m willing to take. -Ben

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