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Hilarious Movie Quotes From House Party (2023)

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The 90s are back! -Record Scratch- not really. But we’re getting a remake of the Kid N Play 90s Classic, House Party. And with the reboot comes these hilarious movie quotes from House Party (2023).

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About House Party (2023)

Aspiring club promoters and best buds Damon (Tosin Cole) and Kevin (Jacob Latimore) are barely keeping things together. Out of money, down on their luck and about to lose the roofs over their heads—and freshly fired from their low-lift jobs as house cleaners—the pair needs a huge windfall to make their problems go away.

In a ‘what the h@ll?’ move, they decide to host the party of the year at an exclusive mansion, the site of their last cleaning job, which just happens to belong to none other than LeBron James. No permission? No problem. What could go wrong?

How about a time traveling DJ, undependable security, a runaway guest list, one borrowed Lamborghini, angry rival promoters, a stolen championship ring, escalating property damage, an angry koala..?

But also, one outrageous ride stacked with double-take cameos and timeless throwback tracks, R-rated comedy and two friends worth cheering for… you have to see to believe.

After all, a night like this doesn’t come around more than once.

Watch the House Party trailer here.

Read the House Party (2023) Parents Guide here.

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Movie Quotes From House Party (2023)

  • This is LA. The place where a party can change a life. – Kevin
  • In other words, there’s some beautiful, crazy, weird-ass-shit about to go down – Kevin
  • I mean you could just… lend me the money – Kevin
  • He is more handsome now than ever – Kevin’s mom
  • That was nice of you to help her get that job, but stupid of you to help Damon get his – Kevin’s mom
  • Clean up this room too, it smells like @ss and onions in here! – Damon’s mom
  • You know who had followers? Jesus – Damon’s mom
  • Jesus would say shut the f@ck up, this is my house! – Damon’s mom
  • Don’t make me get my gun! – Damon’s mom
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  • It’s Damon bro. the French way! – Damon
  • Man, I’m still in my hoe phase – Damon
  • Man, that sh*t just fluffed itself! Whose house is this, Steve Jobs? – Damon
  • To be honest with you: f@ck this job – Damon
  • I didn’t even say that – Kevin quotes from House Party (2023)
  • Pick a city, bro!- Damon
  • Is this motherf*cker a giant? – Damon
  • Check it out. It’s LeBrons,  – Damon
  • This juice is LeBron juice!! – Damon quotes from House Party (2023)
  • Your hairline is perfect. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous – LeBron James
  • How about we throw a party here?? – Damon
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  • To become a champion, you must think like a champion – Lebron James quotes from House Party (2023)
  • We can throw the party, have it cleaned, without him even knowing – Damon
  • It’s gonna be sparkling, bro – Damon
  • Off the grid part 2, so people will think they missed the first one – Damon
  • Yeah. It’s that rapper weed – Damon
  • It’s a white man. – Kevin
  • I don’t do that anymore – Peter/Neighbor
  • Alright I’m gonna skedaddle – Peter/Neighbor
  • By the way, black lives matter! – Peter/Neighbor
  • Yes they do – Kevin
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  • I posted two black squares on my Instagram – Peter/Neighbor
  • The most beautiful angel on IG – Damon
  • Are you stupid?? – Venus
  • Kevin, this is a really, really, bad idea – Venus
  • I can see you – Damon quotes from House Party (2023)
  • Oh, I measured you one time while you were asleep – Damon
  • Man, you’re worrying about the wrong things though, it’s a party – Damon
  • Damon is looking out for Damon – Kevin
  • There’s a white girl on the table – Venus
  • Is Damon an idiot? Hell yes. But you knew that. – Venus
  • That booth is a prison and I will not be jailed in your timeline – DJ/Vic
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  • He hit the blunt. He thinks he’s time traveling – Kevin
  • Do you want to get out of here? We could grab a drink some place – Mya quotes from House Party (2023)
  • Juvenile is your uncle?? – Kevin
  • I found her here, higher than a giraffe’s vagina – Peter/Neighbor
  • D@mn Cuddy, where’d you come from?? – Kevin
  • Look at me. I don’t joke about the illuminati – Cuddy
  • He’s eating an apple at a party. Who eats an apple at a party? That’s a sign of a madman – Damon
  • You didn’t ask me. I’m volunteering – Venus
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  • This is not funny. This is not funny. This is not funny.  – Kevin quotes from House Party (2023)
  • Before you leave tonight, do not forget to choose what days it will rain next year – Illuminati man
  • Ice, ice, baby – Cuddy 
  • Are you not entertained?? – Cuddy quotes from House Party (2023)
  • Don’t worry about me. They’ll bring me back. I’m actually the fourth cuddy – Cuddy
  • What the fuck? – LeBron James
  • It only took me one week to reach enlightenment – LeBron James
  • I mean it was probably the stupidest idea you’ve ever had, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t fun – Venus quotes from House Party (2023)
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