Hilarious Movie Quotes From The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Gamers: this one is all you! With the star power voicing your favorite video game characters, you’ll have a blast watching this movie. And if you want to revisit some of the movie quotes from the Super Mario Bros. Movie, you’ve come to the right place! There are Bowser quotes, Princess Peach dialogue, lines from Donkey Kong, and of course, Mario and Luigi quotes you’ll love!

About The Super Marios Bros. Movie

Based on the world of Nintendo’s Mario games, the film invites audiences into a vibrant, thrilling new universe unlike any created before in an action-packed, exuberant cinematic comedy event.

While working underground to fix a water main, Brooklyn plumbers Mario (Chris Pratt; Jurassic World and The LEGO Movie franchises) and brother Luigi (Charlie Day; It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) are transported down a mysterious pipe and wander into a magical new world.

But when the brothers are separated, Mario embarks on an epic quest to find Luigi.

With the assistance of a Mushroom Kingdom resident Toad (Keegan-Michael Key; The Lion King) and some training from the strong-willed ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy; The Queen’s Gambit), Mario taps into his own power.

Watch the trailer for Super Mario Bros. Movie here.

Read the parents guide for the Super Mario Brothers Movie.

Cast of The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Chris Pratt as Mario
Charlie Day as Luigi
Keegan-Michael Key as Toad
Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach
Jack Black as Bowser
Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong
Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek
Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike
Charles Martinet

Hilarious Movie Quotes From The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Behold. The king of the Koopas.
Open the gates or die. – Bowser movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield? -Penguin King
I do not. -Bowser
I finally found it, and now no one can stop me. – Bowser
Thank you, Super Mario Bros. It seems the only thing you haven’t drained is my bank account. – advertisement
It’s Brooklyn’s favorites, the Stupid Mario brothers. – Spike
I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial! – Mario
Our mom called and said it’s the best commercial I’ve ever seen! -Luigi
You’re a joke, and you always will be. -Spike
You can’t be scared all the time. -Mario
You’d be surprised. -Luigi movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
I’m trying. I’ve got bad knees. – Luigi
Ma’am, I assure you. We don’t make messes; we fix them. -Luigi
Mama Mia! -Mario
Hey-Oh! – Family

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What’s with the outfits? Plumbers wearing white gloves? – Uncle
Gotta stand out! -Mario
You’re not bringing me down. -Luigi
I’m just sick and tired of feeling so small. -Mario
I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea. -Luigi
Nothing can hurt us as long as we’re together. -Mario
Do not touch that mushroom; you’ll die. -Toad movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
That hurt right? Definitely not a dream. -Toad
Mushrooms? Really? Now that is a cruel twist of fate. – Mario
I’m taking you to see the princess. She can help you. She can do anything. -Toad
Ha! Yes! You just got Luigied. -Luigi
So these bricks are just floating here? -Mario
I will not let him hurt you. -Princess Peach movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
Look at us, we’re adorable. -mushroom character
Then it’s only a matter of time until he is captured by Bowser. – Princess Peach
He’ll eat you for breakfast. He won’t even notice it probably because you’re very very small. -Princess Peach

No, that’s a “let’s see what you’re made of.” -Princess Peach
I just hate mushrooms. – Mario
I got it right away. – Princess Peach.
Now you’re just trying to make me feel better. -Mario
Is it working? -Princess Peach
A little bit. – Mario
I am now the most powerful turtle in the world! -Bowser movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
Of course she hates me, but that just makes me love her all the more. -Bowser
They’re all counting on us. No pressure. -Princess Peach
He’s not important! -Princess Peach
A toad brave enough to join me? – Princess Peach
I fear nothing! -Toad
We’re best friends! -Toad
I’ll never let anyone ruin this. -Princess Peach movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
Peach, you’re so cool. And with my star we’re gonna rule. – Bowser
Sit. Jam with me. – Bowser
I’m not threatened. -Bowser
Not yet. Pain is the best teacher. -Bowser
Do t worry. We’re going to save him. – Princess Peach
My earliest memory is arriving. -Princess Peach
He’s my brother Mario, and he’s the best guy in the world. -Luigi
That gorilla is wearing a sports coat. -Mario

I feel underdressed. -Toad
If the mushroom kingdom falls, the jungle kingdom will be next. -Princess Peach
Are you two done whispering? It’s a little rude. -Cranky Kong
Enough with the showboating. -Kranky Kong
Dancing pecs! -Donkey Kong
I don’t need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body. -Donkey Kong
Is this what you came for? -Donkey Kong
It’s on like Donkey Kong. -Donkey Kong
You’re about to pick on someone your own size. -Mario
Had enough? -Donkey Kong
Not even close. -Mario
Itsa me! – Mario
I’m a cat? Meow. -Mario

You just don’t know when to quit. -Princess Peach
I never thought of that as a good thing. -Mario
I hate you. -Donkey Kong
I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell. -Bowser
Come to Brooklyn I’ll buy you a turtle. – Mario
Is this you flirting? This is painful! -Donkey Kong
I’m too cute to die! -Toad movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
That is how you princess! -Toad
Mario you saved my life. -Donkey Kong
Eh, I won’t tell anyone. -Mario
Fresh meat for the grinders. -Lumaleea
Who’s this ray of sunshine? -Cranky Kong

Finally, mercy. -Lumaleea
Just go in a corner and smash something, smash monkey.-Mario movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
I’ll be sacrificing them in your honor. -Bowser
You really thought I’d marry you? I’d never marry a monster. -Princess Peach
You really want to do this? -Mario
Yes I do. -Donkey Kong
Cool raccoon suit. -Donkey Kong movie quotes from the super mario bros movie
Really? -Mario
Not at all! -Donkey Kong
Make your pecs dance. You deserve it! -Cranky Kong
You ruined my wedding. I was finally going to be happy. now you will suffer like me. -Bowser
Nothing can hurt us as long as we’re together! -Luigi
Not bad, moustache. -Princess Peach
Let’s hear it for the Super Mario brothers! -Spike

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