Movie Quotes From Violent Night

It’s hilarious- and oh so wrong in many ways! But we know you’ll be looking to recite some of these great movie quotes from Violent Night.

About Violent Night

When a team of mercenaries breaks into a wealthy family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone inside hostage, the team isn’t prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus (David Harbour, Black Widow, Stranger Things series) is on the grounds, and he’s about to show why this Nick is no saint.

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Movie Quotes From Violent Night

I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work. – Santa
This whole planet runs on greed. – Santa
That look. Lasts about 2 seconds. – Santa
What kids have become, they are little junkies. They’re little sh!ts. – Santa
Maybe this is my last year. My last Christmas. -Santa
Presents aren’t going to deliver themselves. -Santa
Merry Christmas, daddy. Ya filthy animal. -Trudy
Just make sure you let Santa through the gates later, Al. – Jason
My therapist says I’ll never get over it either. – Jason
Hashtag blessed. – Bert quotes from Violent Night
Kiss me in front of my son. -Alva quotes from Violent Night
Don’t sh!t in my mouth and tell me it’s chocolate cake. – Gertrude

Grandmas cool. – Bert
We can’t all be lucky enough to have daughters. – Alva
Mom, I can hear you. – Bert
I really only want one present for Christmas. I want my mommy and daddy to make up, so we can be a family again. -Trudy
So unprofessional. Rudolph would never do this crap. – Santa
Grandma. Your wifi sucks d!ck! – Bert
When he was small, I begged you to beat him. – Gertrude quotes from Violent Night
Krampus ready to f@ck sh!t up. – Krampus quotes from Violent Night
Welcome to your worst Christmas ever. – Scrooge
You can all call me Mr. Scrooge. – Scrooge
Bah humbug, mother f@cker. -Scrooge

Violent night, gory night… – Scrooge
I even know their credit ratings and their d!ck sizes. – Scrooge
Then you should also know you’re already dead. We don’t do ransoms. – Gertrude
Video game. Video game. Didn’t Anyone ask for a bat, a sword, or Molotov cocktails? – Santa
Santa, I’m going to rip your f@cking balls off. – Frosty
Come on, sweetie; I want to keep you on the nice list and all. -Santa
Can I say butthole then? – Trudy quotes from Violent Night
You’re telling me there’s a gd Santa Claus running around here? – Scrooge
I’m going to make it my personal mission to find you and end you and wipe my fucking ass with this whole holiday. – Scrooge
That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. Maybe we should discuss this in person. Santa Claus is coming to town. – Santa

Stop hurting my daddy, or Santa will get mad. -Trudy
That’s what I love about sociopaths always up for trying new things. – Scrooge
Santa is just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better. – Jason quotes from Violent Night
A lot of parents say that. I still bring presents to kids who need me. Kids who still believe in magic. -Santa
Santa might have some magic, but making a little girl fly? – Santa
Grownups have a hard time believing things.-Santa
I’m kind of a big deal in Asia. – Morgan
What better gift than the gift of a golden opportunity? – Morgan
If there was a naughty list back then, I’d be the top dog. – Santa
You are good and kind, and you are more than the presents you bring. That’s why I believe in you, Santa. -Trudy
I like my operations like I like to f@ck. Hard and fast with minimal cleanup. – Thorp
It’s magic. Put your hand in our comes a present. I don’t really understand how it works either. – Santa

Don’t believe me? Go check. Prancer left a tasty log up there. -Santa
No! That bag was full of kids’ Christmas dreams. -Santa
Christmas ruined my life. -Mr. Scrooge quotes from Violent Night
You made your brother eat worms. That’s naughty. – Santa
Jean Claud Van dip Sh!t just ditched us, sweetie.- Gertrude
The naughty list just grows and grows. -Santa
I wish I could see Mrs. Claus again. tell her how much I love her. – Santa
Then you make that wish come true. -Trudy
Santa’s gonna eat through these guys like a plate full of cookies. – Santa
You can’t trust anyone these days. -Gertrude quotes from Violent Night
Suck on this! -Santa
Jesus Chr!st! – soldier
Nope, just jolly ol’ st Nick. – Santa
Maybe put your fingers in your ears and sing jingle bells as loud as you can. – Santa
The point is- a light stone takes what’s theirs. I’m proud of you son. – Gertrude
It’s nice to do something as a family for a change. -Linda
This is my friend, Santa. – Trudy

I changed my mind. The alcoholic b*tch should go first. -Linda quotes from Violent Night
You’re real. You’re him. You’re you. – Scrooge
Whatever it takes, CHRISTMAS dies tonight. -Scrooge
I’ll always believe in you, Santa. -Trudy
I believe in him too. He saved Trudy. He saved our family. What’s realer than that? – Linda
You were dead. – Jason
Christmas magic? – Santa
I can’t stay mad at you. – Santa
Thank you for believing in me, for reminding me Christmas still matters, that I still matter. -Santa
You gave me my ho, ho, ho back. -Santa
Go on, you beautiful b@stards, we have work to do. – Santa quotes from Violent Night

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