Wild Quotes From Cocaine Bear (2023)

Cocaine Bear is going to have people talking. Because it’s banana pants. And after you see the movie, you’ll want to revise these wild quotes from Cocaine Bear.

About Cocaine Bear (2023)

Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner’s plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.

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Wild Quotes From Cocaine Bear (2023)

I’ve always wanted to see a bear in real life. -Elsa
We have such good luck in nature.-Elsa
It’s demented or something. -Olaf
I think we should leave it. There’s something wrong with it. Come on. -Olaf
Don’t panic.if it’s black fight back. If it’s brown. Lay down. -Olaf
When the plane’s going down, the captain knows where to dump our load. -Syd
They fucking spelled her name wrong. It’s Joan. It says John. -Eddie quotes from Cocaine Bear
I’ve got to wait for it to heal first, and I’ve got seven more days of John. -Eddie
I’m so sad. So f@cking sad. -Eddie quotes from Cocaine Bear

quotes from cocaine bear. Olaf and Else two hikers on a mountain.

Why did I skip school with ya? You’re bossier than the teachers. -Henry
The one I got is just kinda – I don’t know- just kinda fancy. -Bob quotes from Cocaine Bear
You want her to find out and be worried about ya. -Henry
For a girl who doesn’t like a lot of people you do a lot for attention. -Henry
You’re one of those kids who owes me a bunch of sh!t. -Ranger Liz
Smells expensive. -Vest
You’ve got a dusty beaver here, Ranger. -Peter quotes from Cocaine Bear
Yeah well I’m working on that. -Liz
It looks like the deer on that sign are doing it.-DeeDee
This is definitely cocaine.- DeeDee
I’m just not used to seeing it like that. It’s usually more powdery on the streets.-Henry
Fok does not do cocaine after church. -DeeDee

I can’t do cocaine while doing exercising. That wouldn’t be good. -Henry
How much? -DeeDee
Like a tablespoon worth? -Henry
Rookie.-Henry
This isn’t like the sh!t I normally do. -Henry
Let’s sell drugs together. -Henry
Your dad has definitely done cocaine. -DeeDee quotes from Cocaine Bear
Did it do the cocaine? -DeeDee
Joan loved this song. She said he sang with the soul of a thousand-year-old man. -Eddie
I don’t hang out with drug dealers anymore; it’s against my constitution. -Eddie
I’m more than a drug dealer. -Daveed quotes from Cocaine Bear
No you’re not. -Eddie

Maybe he gave her the cancer. -Eddie
I’m wearing the stuff. -Ranger Liz quotes from Cocaine Bear
He doesn’t like to call them animals.-Liz
I’ll get my hat. -Liz
Park Rangers are peace officers. Which means we can shoot people. -Liz
Empty your pockets, please? -Stache
What the f@ck is wrong with y’all? Sh!t! – Daveed
Told you she shouldn’t come with us.-Liz
She can hear you. -Peter
Please tell me you found them like this.-Eddie
Are they dead?-Eddie
One might be. -Daveed

quotes from cocaine bear. Twi kids and an adult in a cave holding a flashlight

Where’s this energy coming from, bud? -Stache
Are my buds dead? -Stache
I don’t blame him though. Getting stabbed sucks. -Stache
I prefer we left guns out if this. -Eddie
Don’t be mad, but we skipped school.-Henry
It was f@cked! -Henry
Bears are very peaceful creatures. -Peter
This is her fault. – Peter
I’m gonna get that @sshole. -Liz
There’s something wrong with it.-Peter quotes from Cocaine Bear
Did you feed it cocaine? -Peter
Did you hear him scream? He’s so dead. – Henry
That seems like a thing that stays with a man forever. -Henry
You piles of sh!t. I’m a Park Ranger. I’m not dumb. -Liz
I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry. -Liz
Close the door. Close the mother f@cking door. -Liz
It could create a habit for the bear. -Sari
Mama bear and papa bear would be really mad. -Sari quotes from Cocaine Bear
Oh Henry, we always find out.-Sari
What happened to feminism, huh? Is that dead? -Tom quotes from Cocaine Bear
You said they called in a concussion. -Beth
Close the f@cking door, you dumb @ss. -Liz

My mom’s the reason I’m the man I am today. -Stache
Thats how I met Rocky and Joe. That’s my team, man. – Stache quotes from Cocaine Bear
Lizards are good listeners, but people are good at hearing. -Stache
That’s the sweetest thing I ever heard man. Thank you. -Eddie
I’m just trying to find a safe space to jump down. -Bob
You brought that on yourself. -Bob
How did he take those two fingers off? They’re not even next to each other. -Stache
Can I grab his fingers? -Eddie
I’ll hold onto these. -Eddie
My f@cking jersey, man. -Daveed quotes from Cocaine Bear
Do you? I have your fingers in my pocket. -Eddie
I’ve never been able to sh!t in front of people. I like to sh!t in peace.-Stache
Oh man, you f@cked. -Bob
Her name was Elsa, and she was so beautiful. -Olaf
Devil bear.- Olaf
It died on top of me? -Eddie

cocaine bear quotes. Bloody muzzel of a bear.

You ok? -Daveed
What do you think? -Eddie
We should go. He’ll probably be alright.-Stache
The bear is a girl. -Eddie
How do you know that? -Stache quotes from Cocaine Bear
Because it’s vagina is on my ear. -Eddie
No, Let’s see what kind of effect that has on her. -Bob
You left him with me. Do I look like Daddy Daycare Center to you? -Syd
It’s like cocaine Christmas. -Stache
They are gonna come after me, my family, if I don’t get them every penny’s worth. -Syd
The bear. It fucking did cocaine. -Eddie
The bear. It loves coke. -Bob quotes from Cocaine Bear
The department trusted you. The state of Tennessee trusted you. The United States of America trusted you.-Bob

two kids yelling in the woods. Cocaine Bear quotes.

You left my son in St. Louis. -Eddie
Apex predator high on cocaine and you’re going towards it? -Bob
There’s a lot more out there. We gotta keep looking, you understand? -Syd quotes from Cocaine Bear
When did you all get so soft? You’ve all got sand in your pussies. -Syd
I am taking the f@cking children home. -Sari
Cocaine bears back. -Henry
I’m Henry, and I’m so f*cking tired. -Henry
You’re more than a drug dealer, you’re my friend. You’re my best friend. -Eddie
Is it on cocaine? -Daveed
I knew you’d be okay. You’re the toughest person I know. I think you get that from your mom. -Henry
Here come the Po-Po. -Henry quotes from Cocaine Bear
Maybe we can go after me and Henry get out of rehab. -Deede

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