Ho-Ho-Hilarious Quotes From Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

You’ll want to revisit some of the funny and sweet lines from your new favorite Christmas special. Can the Guardians save Christmas? With the help of earth hero Kevin Bacon… anything is possible! Check out the hilarious quotes from the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.

About Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

On a mission to make Christmas unforgettable for Quill, the Guardians head to Earth in search of the perfect present.

Watch the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special trailer here.

Read the parents guide for the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.

Ho-Ho-Hilarious Quotes From Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Don’t come at me with no damn gifts. – Yondu quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

But that’s Gef’s favorite job. – Kraglin

I hate Christmas. -Yondu

And that’s how Yondu ruined Christmas forever. -Kraglin

This place needs a lot of fixing up before it’s livable. -Nebula

I hate stories where everyone lives. -Drax quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

You want to do it- do it! – Cosmo

Chill out! -Rocket

Everything I know about Christmas I learned from Rocket… – Bezar

Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers. -Bezar

That is not part of the lore- at all. -Peter quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

No- he doesn’t have a flamethrower! -Peter

Earthlings are so weird. -Bezar
That’s true. -Peter

No, I meant about the zarg nuts! -Drax

Get over the zarg nuts! -Mantis quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Everything is set for the perfect family Christmas. -Kevin Bacon

I wish I brought Groot. -Mantis

Do you think Kevin Bacon is the leader of the world or just most people? -Drax

Drax! Stop being a bigot! – Mantis

Dancing is for people who are pathetic. -Drax

We don’t even know what Kevin Bacon looks like. -Mantis

He’s Kevin Bacon, he’s probably got great ears! – Mantis

I want this funny man. -Drax

How can you possibly think this is a man? – Mantis

Stop it tickles- I’m gonna pee my pants. -Drax quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Drax! You can’t just kill people! -Mantis

How am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me? -Drax

My friend is being an idiot. -Mantis

Are you friends with the Fonz? -Mantis

Eating together is not a team-up. -Mantis

He’s an actor! He’s never actually saved, anyone! -Mantis

He’s repugnant! -Drax

We got Quill the worst present ever- a disgusting actor! -Drax

Hello, I’m The Batman. -Kevin Bacon quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Be like Kevin Bacon but like he didn’t suck!- Mantis

We hate you. -Drax

Tada! -Kevin Bacon

It’s Kevin Bacon! He’s not a loser. He’s great. We don’t hate him at all. -Drax

What better gift for the guy who has everything? -Rocket quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

It’s human trafficking! – Peter

Dude calm down- we’re not gonna hurt you. – Rocket

I am Groot. -Groot

Don’t run. – Peter

You can’t outrun me, Bacon! -Nebula

Oh Groot- he’s just a kid. – Kraglin quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

And once Pete saved the whole galaxy with dancing. – Kraglin

Bucky’s arm? -Rocket

See you at Easter! – Bacon

Wow, I guess all actors aren’t complete peices of sh!t. -Nebula

I’m not sure Kraglin knows how that story ended. -Peter

That is so sweet. -Mantis
That’s Yondu. -Peter

Mantis- this is the greatest Christmas gift I could ever get. -Peter

Groot ruined Christmas again! -Cosmo quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Now we gotta have another special. -Rocket

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