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Not-So-Peaceful Quotes From DC’s Peacemaker On HBOMax

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Peacemaker, straight off his stint as part of The Suicide Squad, is gracing your TV on HBOMax. The DC comic turned TV star certainly has something to say: and it usually involves an F-Bomb (or 10). Here are some of the funnies not-so-peaceful quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax. ps- be sure to check out the Peacemaker parents guide to decide if this show is appropriate for kids in your home.

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About DCs Peacemaker on HBOMax

Peacemaker explores the continuing story of the character that John Cena reprises in the aftermath of James Gunn’s 2021 film “The Suicide Squad” – a compellingly vainglorious man who believes in peace at any cost, no matter how many people he has to kill to get it.

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Not-So-Peaceful Quotes From Peacemaker On HBOMax

  • We smoked weed together, I was in a f@cking wheelchair! – Peacemaker
    I can’t pretend that it wasn’t a nice moment but that doesn’t make me trustworthy. I ain’t trustworthy worth sh!t!- Jamil
  • Truth is I’m supposed to be in prison. – Chris
    For what? – Jamil quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
    Superhero sh!t. – Chris
  • F@ck Aquaman. -Peacemaker
    No, don’t say that- why say that? – Jamil
    He bangs chicks? Good for him.
    He f@cks dudes? Got no problem with that.
    He starts f@ckin’ fish? That’s taking it a step too far. – Peacemaker
  • Aquaman f@cks fish? -Jamil
  • I refuse to believe that. – Jamil
    And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 is lying to me for no good reason. -quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
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  • I made a vow to have peace no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. – Peacemaker
  • Ohhhh- Peacemaker! You’re that racist superhero.- Jamil
  • Fine, that’s a good point. I’ll watch more white people in the future and kill a higher percentage of them. Are you satisfied? – Peacemaker
  • You only served 4 years of your 30-year sentence, and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? -Clemson Murm
  • You showed you were loyal. You’re a born killer with expertise in every weapon known to mankind. -Clemson
  • Glad to be here. Ready to kick some @ss sir. And really looking forward to meeting all of you. Even you, Peacemaker. – Leota
  • And Mr. Murn. I have to say, your outfits are really dapper. – Leota quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
  • I know, inside my mind, I’m not supposed to be giving this speech, but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants. So. – Leota
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  • How the f@ck am I supposed to fight a Mothra without a jet pack? – Peacemaker
  • Not a supervillain, that’s a misconception. – Peacemaker
  • I don’t get enough attention, I gotta have you chatting it up my fruity neighbors?- Auggie
  • You let somebody shoot you? Pathetic.- Auggie
  • She’s entitled to her opinion. Her stupid f@cking opinion.- John
  • This is the worst HQ of all time. – John
  • I never gave you a second thought while you were in there.- Auggie
  • Did this dipsh!t show up in full cosplay mode?- John
  • People see this uniform and it strikes fear in their hearts. – Peacemaker
  • Costume? This is a uniform. And it’s brand new- I need to stretch it out. – Peacemaker
  • You always going to be this difficult? – Murn
    Yup. – Peacemaker
  • An eagle hugged you? – Leota
    Yeah. – Peacemaker
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  • You don’t want to believe in miracles? That’s on you.-Peacemaker
  • That’s my thing, that and having a big d!ck.- Peacemaker
  • I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us. Just because you’re handsome doesn’t mean you aren’t a piece of sh!t murderer.- Harcourt quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
  • I don’t care about the quality of the knife as long as the blade is sharp. – Waller
  • Sexist. Probably racist. But there’s something else about him that’s sad. -Leota
  • This is back when men were real men because they weren’t afraid to look like women. – Peacemaker
  • This one will give you scabies. -Auggie
    Scabies- why would I want scabies?-Peacemaker
    Challenge yourself. Every man should have scabies once in their lives. -Auggie
  • Hey Harcourt you want to see me rub one out, all you gotta do is ask. – Peacemaker
  • The op is off the books, so we don’t have regulations.-Harcourt
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  • Super neat. I see cookies in my future! – Chris
  • Can you believe this idiot f@cked a Butterfly? – Harcourt
  • Cool your jets, Jason Bourne. – Harcourt
  • Being a wheelman is also dope. I got you. -Leota
  • You can’t house train an eagle, dude. Not without stealing its soul.- Peacemaker
  • Walking scrotum here doesn’t like egg foo young, got that Fitz? – Detective Song
  • Be straight with me here man. I’m a dick vampire. – Peacemaker
    No, you’re just a dick. – John
  • What separates us from other killers is that we only kill bad people. Usually. Unless there’s a mistake. -Vigilante
  • I can’t believe they legalized that sh!t. Three years ago, I would have shot both of you for that. – Vigilante quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
  • So, we are gonna kill him because climate change is a hoax? – Peacemaker
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  • Why do all people that think pro wrestling is a real thing also think climate change is a hoax? – Leota
  • Yeah, okay. Facebook is lying to me every day for no reason. -Peacemaker
  • I thought you loved peace with all of your heart, no matter how many men, women, and children you needed to kill to get it. – Peacemaker
  • You know I believed I was a butt baby until I was like 14. – Peacemaker
  • Your feelings are noted.- Murn
  • What the f@cks that gonna protect him from, pink hearts and green clovers? – Peacemaker
  • I suspected you were a butt baby from the beginning. -Leota
  • What I’m a f@ckin ally.- Peacemaker
    Having a lesbian haircut doesn’t make you an ally. – Leota
  • Think I’m some weak-@ss girly-man who needs a poofy jacket or a little blanky?- Murn
  • That’s a lot of gun for a little girl. – Peacemaker
  • I was a lot of little girl for a gun.-Harcourt
  • Here I am, living the dream, about to assassinate a couple of children. – Harcourt
  • Wallace gave us a killer that can’t kill.- Murn quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
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  • Don’t f@ck with John Economist mother f@cker. – John
  • Thank you. I’ve never had a friend quite like you. -Vigilante
  • I don’t know dude its a deep state thing. – Peacemaker
  • Well I guess your dad is pretty brainy for a racist. – Vigilante
  • You ain’t killing it right now. – Leota
  • Maybe I’m a grower, not a shower. – Peacemaker
  • I’m no rat but the first chance I get, I’m spilling everything. – Auggie
  • No one has ever replaced their heart with a kidney.- Leota

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