Not-So-Peaceful Quotes From DC's Peacemaker On HBOMax

Peacemaker, straight off his stint as part of The Suicide Squad, is gracing your TV on HBOMax. The DC comic turned TV star certainly has something to say: and it usually involves an F-Bomb (or 10). Here are some of the funnies not-so-peaceful quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax. ps- be sure to check out the Peacemaker parents guide to decide if this show is appropriate for kids in your home.

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About DCs Peacemaker on HBOMax

Peacemaker explores the continuing story of the character that John Cena reprises in the aftermath of James Gunn’s 2021 film “The Suicide Squad” – a compellingly vainglorious man who believes in peace at any cost, no matter how many people he has to kill to get it.

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Not-So-Peaceful Quotes From Peacemaker On HBOMax

We smoked weed together, I was in a f@cking wheelchair! – Peacemaker
I can’t pretend that it wasn’t a nice moment but that doesn’t make me trustworthy. I ain’t trustworthy worth sh!t!- Jamil
Truth is I’m supposed to be in prison. – Chris
For what? – Jamil quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
Superhero sh!t. – Chris
F@ck Aquaman. -Peacemaker
No, don’t say that- why say that? – Jamil
He bangs chicks? Good for him.
He f@cks dudes? Got no problem with that.
He starts f@ckin’ fish? That’s taking it a step too far. – Peacemaker
Aquaman f@cks fish? -Jamil
I refuse to believe that. – Jamil
And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 is lying to me for no good reason. -quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax

john cena as peacemaker quotes from the hbomax series

I made a vow to have peace no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. – Peacemaker
Ohhhh- Peacemaker! You’re that racist superhero.- Jamil
Fine, that’s a good point. I’ll watch more white people in the future and kill a higher percentage of them. Are you satisfied? – Peacemaker

You only served 4 years of your 30-year sentence, and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? -Clemson Murm
You showed you were loyal. You’re a born killer with expertise in every weapon known to mankind. -Clemson
Glad to be here. Ready to kick some @ss sir. And really looking forward to meeting all of you. Even you, Peacemaker. – Leota
And Mr. Murn. I have to say, your outfits are really dapper. – Leota quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
I know, inside my mind, I’m not supposed to be giving this speech, but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants. So. – Leota

How the f@ck am I supposed to fight a Mothra without a jet pack? – Peacemaker
Not a supervillain, that’s a misconception. – Peacemaker
I don’t get enough attention, I gotta have you chatting it up my fruity neighbors?- Auggie
You let somebody shoot you? Pathetic.- Auggie
She’s entitled to her opinion. Her stupid f@cking opinion.- John
This is the worst HQ of all time. – John
I never gave you a second thought while you were in there.- Auggie
Did this dipsh!t show up in full cosplay mode?- John
People see this uniform and it strikes fear in their hearts. – Peacemaker
Costume? This is a uniform. And it’s brand new- I need to stretch it out. – Peacemaker
You always going to be this difficult? – Murn
Yup. – Peacemaker
An eagle hugged you? – Leota
Yeah. – Peacemaker

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You don’t want to believe in miracles? That’s on you.-Peacemaker
That’s my thing, that and having a big d!ck.- Peacemaker
I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us. Just because you’re handsome doesn’t mean you aren’t a piece of sh!t murderer.- Harcourt quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
I don’t care about the quality of the knife as long as the blade is sharp. – Waller
Sexist. Probably racist. But there’s something else about him that’s sad. -Leota
This is back when men were real men because they weren’t afraid to look like women. – Peacemaker
This one will give you scabies. -Auggie
Scabies- why would I want scabies?-Peacemaker
Challenge yourself. Every man should have scabies once in their lives. -Auggie
Hey Harcourt you want to see me rub one out, all you gotta do is ask. – Peacemaker
The op is off the books, so we don’t have regulations.-Harcourt

Super neat. I see cookies in my future! – Chris
Can you believe this idiot f@cked a Butterfly? – Harcourt
Cool your jets, Jason Bourne. – Harcourt
Being a wheelman is also dope. I got you. -Leota
You can’t house train an eagle, dude. Not without stealing its soul.- Peacemaker
Walking scrotum here doesn’t like egg foo young, got that Fitz? – Detective Song
Be straight with me here man. I’m a dick vampire. – Peacemaker
No, you’re just a dick. – John
What separates us from other killers is that we only kill bad people. Usually. Unless there’s a mistake. -Vigilante
I can’t believe they legalized that sh!t. Three years ago, I would have shot both of you for that. – Vigilante quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax
So, we are gonna kill him because climate change is a hoax? – Peacemaker

Why do all people that think pro wrestling is a real thing also think climate change is a hoax? – Leota
Yeah, okay. Facebook is lying to me every day for no reason. -Peacemaker
I thought you loved peace with all of your heart, no matter how many men, women, and children you needed to kill to get it. – Peacemaker
You know I believed I was a butt baby until I was like 14. – Peacemaker
Your feelings are noted.- Murn
What the f@cks that gonna protect him from, pink hearts and green clovers? – Peacemaker
I suspected you were a butt baby from the beginning. -Leota
What I’m a f@ckin ally.- Peacemaker
Having a lesbian haircut doesn’t make you an ally. – Leota
Think I’m some weak-@ss girly-man who needs a poofy jacket or a little blanky?- Murn
That’s a lot of gun for a little girl. – Peacemaker
I was a lot of little girl for a gun.-Harcourt
Here I am, living the dream, about to assassinate a couple of children. – Harcourt
Wallace gave us a killer that can’t kill.- Murn quotes from Peacemaker on HBOMax

Don’t f@ck with John Economist mother f@cker. – John
Thank you. I’ve never had a friend quite like you. -Vigilante
I don’t know dude its a deep state thing. – Peacemaker
Well I guess your dad is pretty brainy for a racist. – Vigilante
You ain’t killing it right now. – Leota
Maybe I’m a grower, not a shower. – Peacemaker
I’m no rat but the first chance I get, I’m spilling everything. – Auggie
No one has ever replaced their heart with a kidney.- Leota

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