Funny Quotes From Puss In Boots: The Last Wish

Don’t you love it when Puss in Boots does the eye thing? It’s so cute! While that’s not a line of dialogue, there are plenty of funny quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish to make you laugh out loud.

About Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

For the first time in more than a decade, DreamWorks Animation presents a new adventure in the Shrek universe as daring outlaw Puss in Boots discovers that his passion for peril and disregard for safety have taken their toll.

Puss has burned through eight of his nine lives, though he lost count along the way. Getting those lives back will send Puss in Boots on his grandest quest yet.

Academy Award® nominee Antonio Banderas returns as the voice of the notorious PiB as he embarks on an epic journey into the Black Forest to find the mythical Wishing Star and restore his lost lives.

But with only one life left, Puss will have to humble himself and ask for help from his former partner and nemesis: the captivating Kitty Softpaws (Oscar® nominee Salma Hayek Pinault).

In their quest, Puss and Kitty will be aided—against their better judgment—by a ratty, chatty, relentlessly cheerful mutt, Perrito (Harvey Guillén, What We Do in the Shadows).

Together, our trio of heroes will have to stay one step ahead of Goldi (Oscar® nominee Florence Pugh, Black Widow) and the Three Bears Crime Family, Jack Horner (Emmy winner John Mulaney, Big Mouth) and terrifying bounty hunter, the big, bad Wolf (Wagner Moura, Narcos).

Watch the Puss In Boots: The Last Wish trailer here.

Read the Puss In Boots parents guide here.

Funny Quotes From Puss In Boots: The Last Wish

Once upon a time, a wishing Star fell from the sky. – Puss in Boots
And the rest of you play double time. – Puss
Fear me if you dare. – Puss in Boots
Puss in Boots, how do I say this? You died. – Doctor
Relax. I’m Puss in Boots. I laugh at death. -Puss
I am Puss in Boots, loved by one and all. -Puss
You really need to work on your bedside manner. – Puss
Retire? You are too good-looking to retire. – Puss

You’re not living up to the legend, Gato. – Wolf quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
I just love the smell of fear.- Wolf
I am no longer worthy. I’m sorry. – Puss
I was right. Words are not enough. -Puss
I shall call you Pickles. We better get you inside because, baby, they are always watching. -Mama Luna
What? Did you say something salty? It’s my 2nd language. -Puss
So this is where my dignity goes to die? -Puss
Track. That. Cat. -Goldilocks
You’re a talking cat. I’m a talking cat. Let’s talk. – Perro

Pickles has a new girlfriend? -Mama Luna
Despite this best friend bonding, you’re still a mystery to me, Pickles. What’s your story? -Perro
Let me be really clear, I don’t want to touch your belly. -Puss
I want to be left alone. -Puss
Too soft. Too hard. That was not just right. -Goldilocks
All I can smell is cats pee. -Baby Bear quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
You think this scruffy, geratric, bag of bones is a legend? -Goldilocks
The wishing star? It does exist. -Puss

Make with the box. -Jack Horner quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Can you do the thumb thing, like in the fairy tale? -Sister
What is this. Are you a pirate now? It’s like a possum crawled on your face and died. Of Shane. -Kitty Softpaws
Please mock me quietly. Puss
Great plan, baby. Real catlike. – Kitty
I hate talking fairy tale animals! -Jack
Finally. You need therapy. -Kitty
I’ll get you my kitties and your little dog too. -Jack Horner
No fair! Why does he get the good one? Kitty
It’s raining bears. Time to go. – Puss in Boots quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
It’s pruning time! -Kitty

You know, I think all you have to do is stop and smell the roses. -Perro
Jokes on them. That sock they put me in, I grew into it. – Perro
You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock, and a swim in the river. -Kitty Softpaws quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
I’m a master of the blade. -Kitty
It’s not a granny bag. It is a magic nanny bag. -Jack Horner
I don’t even have the map, Little Bo Creep. – Jack
First one to the dog gets the wish. -Kitty

Well. It’s okay to be afraid. -Perro quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
I just wish I hadn’t hurt her so badly. I regret that day. -Puss
I was just remembering the last time I offered you my hand. But I believe that time you had cold feet. -Kitty
But, You don’t seem like that guy anymore. -Kitty
Sweet mother of goose, jack! -Cricket
Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface people. -Jack
Goooo team friendship! -Perro
If you play your cards right, maybe we can share the wish. -Kitty
Always a pleasure to see me. -Puss
I just want to pet him with my teeth. -Baby Bear

You’re nothing but a low-rate Cinderella. -Baby Bear
I haven’t got dingleberries. -Baby Bear quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
I wish I had a family like this. -Perro
You won the orphan lottery. – Perro
We should call him Wuss in Boots. -Puss In Boots old self
What a good boy am I. – Jack
Still the same old puss in boots. -Kitty
I still can’t compete with your one true love. – Kitty
You’re the smash. I’m the grab. -Goldilocks

Maybe one life is enough? Perro
But I will never stop fighting for this life. -Puss
What’s the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes? – Wolf
Say hello to my petito blade. -Puss
Live your life, Puss in Boots. Live it well. – Wolf
It’s so cute how you think that would work on me. Don’t you know I’m dead inside? – Jack
One life spent with you is all that I could wish for. – Puss
Everything is just right. -Goldilocks quotes from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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