Quotes From The Sex Lives of College Girls That Might Make You Study Harder

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From Never Have I Ever writer Mindy Kaling comes another great coming-of-age story. This time, the girls she’s writing about are in college and the subject is largely their sex lives, friendships, and relationships. Here are some of the best quotes from The Sex Lives of College Girls on HBO Max. Study hard, ladies!

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About The Sex Lives Of College Girls

Four 18-year-old freshman roommates at Essex College in Vermont.

The girls all have different backgrounds and lives back home but work towards navigating the new world of college in New England.

You can watch the Sex Lives of College Girls trailer here.

Quotes From The Sex Lives of College Girls That Might Make You Study Harder

  • Vermont- why is it even a state? A bunch of potheads making maple syrup. -Senator Chase
  • Mom, I’m not taking my teddy bear with me to college. I’m in the middle of my reinvention. – Bela
  • Dad won’t even eat tacos! – Kimberly
  • Yeah, mom, I don’t want to become a prostitute either! – Kimberly
  • Dad you’re obsessed with New England. You want to have sex with New England! – Leighton
  • You don’t have to bow. – Senator Chase
  • Look, I care about you girls- just don’t embarrass me- because then you’re dead to me. – Senator Chase
  • See? @ssholes. Not you. – Leighton’s dad
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  • I really need this job to pay for school, so the only kind of attitude I have is ‘can do.’ – Kimberly
  • I am ready to smash some D’s. – Bela quotes from the sex lives of college girls
  • Have you all seen that video of Shawn Mendes taking a shower? It is very good. – Bela
  • I am sure we will have ‘latte’ fun. – Kimberly
  • They got assigned with some random girls with weird clothes- bless her heart. – Leighton
  • Why would they write that? – Leighton
    I know- you seem like such a joy. – Counselor
  • I’m sorry to hear that, but can we please focus here on my problem. – Leighton
  • I come from a small town in Arizona, and it is really exciting to have a black friend. – Kimberly
  • Wow- It’s like hugging a statue. – Bella
  • You’re a good person- underneath all your bad qualities. – Nico
  • They seem perfectly nice to me. -Nico
    That’s because they want to have sex with you. – Leighton
    I know they do. – Nico
  • I like men, not boys. – Whitney
  • No, she’s a paralegal in Maryland. Are you mad my mom isn’t a crackhead? – Canaan
  • I should have never called you tacky, Podunk, new-money jock. – Leighton
    You never have said that. – Kimberly
    I didn’t… – Leighton
  • Do any of you know what a ‘Drop it like an F Scott’ party is? – Bela
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  • I gave six hand jobs. – Bela
  • I definitely didn’t tell you to jerk a bunch of d*cks. – Leighton
  • I’m sex-positive! Deal with it! – Bela
  • You sound like you have a black girl fetish. – Whitney quotes from the sex lives of college girls
  • Well, Leighton is basically Melania, but the rest of them are fairly nice. – Max
  • We took each other’s virginity and mine was just as fragile as yours. – Max
  • We had to listen to your crappy sex playlist on repeat. You made me hate Ed Sheeran. – Bela

More Sex Lives Of College Girls Quotes

  • Dude, can you move? Your reflection is in my selfie.- Bela
  • That’s not a lot of money for jeans. – Essex student
    No pants should cost more than $40. – Kimberly
    I agree with you, b!tch! – Lila
  • I don’t eat for enjoyment. – Leighton quotes from the sex lives of college girls
  • Montag? Flag football? That is the whitest sh!t I’ve ever heard. – Bela
  • He shed on the sofa like a cat. The dude is a Yeti.- Leighton
  • Neither of us cares what dorm I’m in. I want to see your room. – Whitney
    D@mn, I must look good tonight. – Canaan
    You’re alright. – Whitney
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  • Are you just getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame? – Leighton
    I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook? – Kimberly
  • I literally don’t even know. I just signed up for anything that started with Intro. – Bela
  • MMM- young Stalin could get it, right? Dude could have been on Riverdale. – Bela
  • Is this Leighton Murray’s room? – Nico
    Damn, she’s a lucky lady. – Bela
    Uh, she’s my sister, actually. – Nico
    YIKES. – Whitney
  • Do not have sex with any of my roommates. She’s not used to guys like you. – Leighton
  • Tonight we’re going to rage our brains out at the anything but clothes party. – Whitney
  • I will be making a mini dress made out of caution tape. And caution, I will be showing some @ss meat. – Bela
    Can you please not say @ss meat while we are eating? – Leighton
  • Nevertheless- she persisted! – Whitney
  • Let’s klunk out with our junk out. – Bela
  • Which group of butts looks more approachable? – Kimberly quotes from the sex lives of college girls
    The right butts look kinder, but I don’t know what I’m basing that on? – Bela

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