I thought about doing a big impassioned plea to go vote and make your voice heard and all that jazz.
But let’s face it: we’re all adults here and you know what you got to do.
It’s the Monday before the election and like everyone else I know, I’m ready for this sucker to be over. Whatever choice the American people make is one we will live with for the next four years (or until someone goes to jail, which, hey, could be a bunch of folks this year!)
The ride has been a long one, but we’re heading up that big hill for the final drop.
Hold on, friends, this splash is going to be yuuuuggeeee!
Any chance the log could, you know, tip over?
Yeah, yeah, I know… Safe D Begins With Me and all that. So that’s not an option.
To say most of us aren’t happy about this whole thing probably isn’t an understatement. The process took too long. Our choices weren’t great. And we’re not sure what’s going to happen when this thing is finally over.
Angry Splash Mountain?woman is all of us.
But I’m done. DONE I say!
Thanks to early voting, my choice has been made, my vote will be counted, and for better or worse, I’m waiting for the winner at the end of this ride.
I’m just over here popping popcorn and hoping the Avengers show up.
They are going to show up, right?
Hang in there, friends.
We might get just a little bit wet come Tuesday.
But we are going to survive as a nation. We are strong. We are great.
And I’m going to Disneyland on Thursday so at least I have something to look forward to no matter what happens. 😉
ps- GO VOTE!
Patty Holliday is the owner and creator of all things No-Guilt Universe. As a lifelong fangirl and pop culture connoisseur, she’s been creating online since 2009. You can find her work at No-Guilt Disney.com, No-Guilt Fangirl.com, No-Guilt Life, and as host of the top-rated No-Guilt Disney Podcast.