On behalf of Global Running Day (today!), I present the worst things about running.
In no particular order:
They are awful.
It’s pretty terrible for you.
I mean, you sweat and let all these endorphins flood your brain leaving you all accomplished feeling.
I mean- who needs THAT? Pfft… no one, that’s who.
Running totally takes away the extra pounds.
Why, cruel world, WHYYYYY????
SEEING COOL THINGS
Who needs stuff like this in their life?
And for sure not THIS:
FRIENDS AND FAMILY
Why on EARTH would anyone do anything that promotes time with people?
Real, live, PEOPLE?!
It’s the WORST. All of it, amiright?