On behalf of Global Running Day (June 5th- mark your calendars!), I present the worst things about running.
The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day
In no particular order:
They are awful.
It’s pretty terrible for you.
I mean, you sweat and let all these endorphins flood your brain leaving you all accomplished feeling.
I mean- who needs THAT? Pfft… no one, that’s who.
Running totally takes away the extra pounds.
Why, cruel world, WHYYYYY????
SEEING COOL THINGS
Who needs stuff like this in their life?
And for sure not THIS:
FRIENDS AND FAMILY
Why on EARTH would anyone do anything that promotes time with people?
Real, live, PEOPLE?!
It’s the WORST. All of it, amiright?
Patty Holliday is a Marvel loving, Disney obsessed wife, and mother of four. She’s a travel agent specializing in Disney & Universal vacations- and loves a candid confession. Find her in Virginia (or anywhere frequent flyer miles or her trusty minivan takes her.)