The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

 

On behalf of Global Running Day (today!), I present the worst things about running.

In no particular order:

THE MEDALS

For sure.

They are awful.

Marathon Medal Castle The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

EXERCISE

It’s pretty terrible for you.

I mean, you sweat and let all these endorphins flood your brain leaving you all accomplished feeling.

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

WEIGHTLOSS

I mean- who needs THAT? ย Pfft… no one, that’s who.

Running totally takes away the extra pounds.

Why, cruel world, WHYYYYY????

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

SEEING COOL THINGS

Who needs stuff like this in their life?

or this

sunrise

And for sure not THIS:

DL60 Castle

FRIENDS AND FAMILY

Why on EARTH would anyone do anything that promotes time with people?

Real, live, PEOPLE?!

No thanks.

DL 10K kids

Lucy running kids race The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

The Worst Things About Running | Global Running Day

Running.

It’s the WORST. ย All of it, amiright?

All the reasons running is the worst and why you should definitely not become a runner. Global National Running Day

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Patty Holliday


Patty is a 40-ish mother of four living in Virginia. A bit geeky, sometimes sarcastic, lover of a candid confession. She's trying to love running, she swears. But much like her marathon, itโ€™s taking a very long time. Ahem. She's searching for the perfect way to balance family, work, travel, and fitness. Perfect defined as high on fun, low on guilt.

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