Joe, that bad boy, is back. Start watching Season 4 of YOU on Netflix now, and start soaking up these deathly dark Joe quotes from YOU. ps- check out the Laurie Strode quotes from Halloween Kills, too!
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About YOU On Netflix
Based on Caroline Kepnes’ best-selling novel of the same name, “What would you do for love?” When a brilliant bookstore manager crosses paths with an aspiring writer, his answer becomes clear: anything.
Using the internet and social media as his tools to gather the most intimate of details and get close to her, a charming and awkward crush quickly becomes an obsession as he quietly and strategically removes every obstacle – and person – in his way.
In Season 4, Joe is overseas, searching for Marianne.
New life, new look, new job: new Joe? Not so fast.
Watch the YOU Season 4 trailer here.
Deathly Dark Joe Quotes From YOU On Netflix
Joe Season 1 YOU Quotes
Stop by the Joe YOU memes post as well!
- I believe in love at first sight – Joe Goldberg
- I’m not a ‘maybe.’ I’m The One. – Joe quotes from YOU on Netflix
- There are terrifying people in the world. It’s important to be safe and that’s why I have to do what I’m going to do. – Joe Goldberg
- You want to feel safe, dear, you want someone to make you pancakes. – Joe quotes from YOU on Netflix
- You know, the first step to fixing something is to know no matter how destroyed it seems, it can always be saved. – Joe
- The first thing my beloved Internet gave me was your address. – quotes from Joe on Netflix YOU series
- Unremarkable people don’t worry about being unremarkable. – Joe Goldberg quotes
- How does someone get rid of a body? The things someone does for love – quotes from YOU Netflix series
- The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble. That beating was karmic. I know it. I did a bad thing today but for a good reason, and if there is any justice in the world, you are the reward for all of my suffering. – Joe quotes YOU on Netflix
- Pro tip of the day: screen your calls when you’re trying to burn a body, because it turns out things slip out that you didn’t actually wanna say. – Joe quotes from YOU season 1
- Social networks make you vulnerable and offer nothing in return. – Joe Goldberg, YOU series on Netflix
Joe Season 2 YOU Quotes
- Love has taken me to dark places, but Los Angeles has got to be as dark as it gets. When you’re running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is somewhere they think you hate because you do. – Joe Goldberg
- When you know, you know. – Joe
- It’s funny how fate works. I had no idea that the cage I was building all this time was a trap for me. And when I found myself here locked in, I thought this was the end. But that’s not how destiny works. This is just the beginning because this where I had to be, exactly where I had to be … with you. There you were with your books and your sunshine. So close and worlds away. I will figure out a way. A way to get to you. See you soon, neighbor.- Joe Goldberg quotes season 2 YOU
- Sometimes I wonder if I understand love at all. The thing transforms us but into what? Love turned me into something else back then with Beck. My hope now is that you can transform me into something better. Because if this is all that I am. I may as well turn myself into Candace. – Joe quotes season 2 YOU
- It isn’t hard to convince someone you love them if you know what they want to hear.- Joe
Joe Season 3 YOU Quotes
- Is it just me or is everyone in this conversation calling me fat? – Love
- I can’t just walk out of this web. The spider has my child. – Joe
- Would you be a mistake? Who are you? – Joe quotes YOU season 3
- Whenever I’m hanging with Henry I’m reminded of two things. 1- he hates me. 2- I have to protect him at all costs from what happened to me. – Joe
- Hey neighbor. Care for a drink? – Natalie
- It feels right- taking care of you. – Joe quotes YOU season 3
- Kids aren’t handcuffs. – Natalie
- Is he flirting with me or inviting me to Fight Club. – Joe
- I don’t even care if you f@cked her. -Love
It sounds like you do. -Joe
Are you obsessed with her? – Love - Goodbye, you. – Joe
- The real problem with my marriage is my f@cking wife. – Joe quotes from YOU on Netflix
Joe Season 4 YOU Quotes
- As a problematic man appropriating a queer poet once said: “The heart wants what it wants.” – Joe
- Love chooses us. The only thing we can control is what we do, and how far we can go. -Joe
- Wind them up, let them go. Teenagers will argue both sides for you. -Joe
- I’m good at professoring. -Joe
- I’d rather drink paint. -Joe
- Insufferable hipsters are apparently universal. – Joe
- I am in a high grant movie. -Joe
- Never again. No love. No people. Just books. -Joe
- Williamsburg could never. – Joe
- Why does the universe keep doing this to me? -Joe
- But I do miss having someone out there, someone worth watching. A puzzle worth solving. You. -Joe
- Just so we’re clear. It’s not following someone if you have to walk the same way home. -Joe
- Not my circus not my monkeys Not my circus not my monkeys. -Joe Goldberg quotes season 4 You
- Those little shits are everywhere now. -Malcolm
- Something tells me he’s about to explain how the rich are the real victims here.-Joe
- We’re the real victims here. -Malcolm
- That was a humble brag. -Joe
- Every item on her body is a sponsorship deal. It’s so greedy. I’m impressed. -Joe
- It smells rich in here. -Joe
- Let the games begin. Which one of these people will I hate the most. – Joe quotes season 4 YOU
- I have too many friends. Come back when one is dead. -Simon
- Careful. They all have guns. -Simon
- I wish. -Joe Goldberg quotes
- Mal unfailingly adopts you, lads, back since the dormitory. -Rhys
- Tell no one your sordid life story for 30 years, then write it down, suddenly millions know your every shame. -Rhys
- A fellow man with a shit childhood then. I see. A true shit childhood. -Rhys
- The burden of our decade. Women believing women, like they don’t lie and cheat and f*ck. -Malcolm
- Malcolm is a liar. -Sophie
- I ran away from all this. I never wanted to touch a bloody knife again. -Joe Goldberg Quotes from Season 4 YOU
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