The Best Quotes From How I Met Your Father
Fans of How I Met Your Mother are excited to see this reboot! Helmed by Hilary Duff and Kim Catrall, this is the story of Sophie and how she met her child’s father in New York City in the early 2020s. And it’s already promising to bring on the laughs. Here are the best quotes from How I Met Your Father now streaming on Hulu.
About How I Met Your Father
In the near future, Sophie (Hilary Duff) is telling her son the story of how she met his father: a story that catapults us back to the year 2021 where Sophie and her close-knit group of friends are in the midst of figuring out who they are, what they want out of life, and how to fall in love in the age of dating apps and limitless options.
The series stars Hilary Duff, Christopher Lowell, Francia Raisa, Tom Ainsley, Tien Tran, Suraj Sharma as well as recurring stars, Kim Cattrall, Daniel Augustin, Ashley Reyes, and Josh Peck
‘How I Met Your Father’ is written by Isaac Aptaker and Elizabeth Berger. Executive producers for “How I Met Your Father” include Aptaker, Berger, Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, Pam Fryman, and Adam Londy. Duff will serve as a producer. “How I Met Your Father” is a production of 20th Television.
Watch the How I Met Your Father trailer here.
The Best Quotes From How I Met Your Father
- House, call my son! – Mom quotes from How I Met Your Father
- Good cause I want to tell you the story of how I met your father. – Mom
- Now like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a tinder date. – Mom
- Sophie be a dear and choke me out with this charging chord, ok? -Jesse quotes from How I Met Your Father
- Hey, a lifetime with me is better than a night with Beyonce. – Sid
- Oh very You Got Mail. – Sid quotes from How I Met Your Father
- What is wrong with everyone?! – Sophie
- I know this sounds made up. But I’m a marine biologist. – Ian
That is 100% made up! -Sophie - A date so good you don’t even check your phone. -Mom
Whoa. – Son
I know. – Mom - We could start a podcast called “Who Needs Men?” – Sophie
- This is Charlie, sorta a pervert, but in a good way. – Valentina quotes from How I Met Your Father
- They Meghan Markle-d you guys. – Sophie
- I think she’s mixing up Facetime and phone sex- I’m the cool friend. – Valentina
- One time I was in a car where one guy was pooping, one guy was peeing and one guy was dead. -Valentina
Oh, the subway trifecta! Hope you made a wish! – Sophie quotes from How I Met Your Father - You know who liked the video last week on Twitter? Michelle Obama. -Jesse
- I can’t believe I’m getting engaged and seeing Beyonce! – Hannah
- The only thing magical about Sophie’s life is that she even believes in love at all. – Valentina
- It’s my comfort song. It works for everything. Remember when the dry cleaner shrunk my sweater? – Sophie quotes from How I Met Your Father
- This morning I told him the best New York bagels are in Jersey so I could have some time to myself. – Valentina
- Yeah, she’s simping. Jasper? – Ellen
Bet. – Jasper
- This is going to be the worst place ever.
This is the best place ever! – Sid - Oh, I’ve moved on to no-bra Bethany! She’s really nice! – Ellen
- I only want to do what I want, when I want, how I want. – Valentina
- OMG those Jersey bagels are just little sh!t circles, aren’t they? – Charlie quotes from How I Met Your Father
- Hey, how you guys doing! Don’t care! – Ellen quotes from How I Met Your Father
- The cat that I rescued from a shelter and I named Girl. So I could call her Jesse’s Girl. – Jesse
And now you wish you had Jesse’s Girl. – Sophie
- I feel like we’ve derailed. -Son
I gave you life, you give me one night. – Mom - You can always spend your Friday nights with Postmates and Pornhub. – Ellen
- I had no idea how you poors did it. – Charlie
- Backpack hummus says that I’m prepared, frugal, and health-conscious. – Jesse
- She sent you a sex toy. And not just any sex toy, that is the Birkin bag of sex toys. – Valentina
- She’s putting herself out there so you need to put yourself is in there.- Valentina
- What are you doing? – Sophie
It’s the Karate Kid! – Jesse - Normal work hours are so random. – Sophie
- Camilla didn’t look like she was any good at sex anyway. – Jesse
Yeah she did. -Sophie
Yeah she did. -Jesse - What the h@ll is an unboxing video? – Son
For a brief time when I was younger, everyone was very into watching other people open stuff on camera. – Mom
Sounds dark. -Son
Mmm… it was. -Mom
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