The Best Quotes From How I Met Your Father

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Fans of How I Met Your Mother are excited to see this reboot! Helmed by Hilary Duff and Kim Catrall, this is the story of Sophie and how she met her child’s father in New York City in the early 2020s. And it’s already promising to bring on the laughs. Here are the best quotes from How I Met Your Father now streaming on Hulu.

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About How I Met Your Father

In the near future, Sophie (Hilary Duff) is telling her son the story of how she met his father: a story that catapults us back to the year 2021 where Sophie and her close-knit group of friends are in the midst of figuring out who they are, what they want out of life, and how to fall in love in the age of dating apps and limitless options.

The series stars Hilary Duff, Christopher Lowell, Francia Raisa, Tom Ainsley, Tien Tran, Suraj Sharma as well as recurring stars, Kim Cattrall, Daniel Augustin, Ashley Reyes, and Josh Peck

‘How I Met Your Father’ is written by Isaac Aptaker and Elizabeth Berger. Executive producers for “How I Met Your Father” include Aptaker, Berger, Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, Pam Fryman, and Adam Londy. Duff will serve as a producer. “How I Met Your Father” is a production of 20th Television.

Watch the How I Met Your Father trailer here.

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How I Met Your Father — “Pilot” – Episode 101 — After a slew of let-down Tinder dates, Sophie meets the seemingly perfect guy. Meanwhile, her roommate, Valentina, returns home from London Fashion Week with a sexy souvenir. An Uber-related phone mishap leads them to an eclectic new group of friends. Sophie (Kim Cattrall), shown. (Photo by: Patrick Wymore/Hulu)

The Best Quotes From How I Met Your Father

  • House, call my son! – Mom quotes from How I Met Your Father
  • Good cause I want to tell you the story of how I met your father. – Mom
  • Now like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a tinder date. – Mom
  • Sophie be a dear and choke me out with this charging chord, ok? -Jesse quotes from How I Met Your Father
  • Hey, a lifetime with me is better than a night with Beyonce. – Sid
  • Oh very You Got Mail. – Sid quotes from How I Met Your Father
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How I Met Your Father — “Pilot” – Episode 101 — After a slew of let-down Tinder dates, Sophie meets the seemingly perfect guy. Meanwhile, her roommate, Valentina, returns home from London Fashion Week with a sexy souvenir. An Uber-related phone mishap leads them to an eclectic new group of friends. Sid (Suraj Sharma), Sophie (Hilary Duff), and Jesse (Chris Lowell), shown. (Photo by: Patrick Wymore/Hulu)
  • What is wrong with everyone?! – Sophie
  • I know this sounds made up. But I’m a marine biologist. – Ian
    That is 100% made up! -Sophie
  • A date so good you don’t even check your phone. -Mom
    Whoa. – Son
    I know. – Mom
  • We could start a podcast called “Who Needs Men?” – Sophie
  • This is Charlie, sorta a pervert, but in a good way. – Valentina quotes from How I Met Your Father
  • They Meghan Markle-d you guys. – Sophie
  • I think she’s mixing up Facetime and phone sex- I’m the cool friend. – Valentina
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How I Met Your Father — “FOMO” – Episode 102 — Determined to try and live in the moment, Sophie and the gang head to an exclusive new club for a wild night out. Valentina has doubts about her relationship with Charlie. Sid pushes Jesse to be open to love. Ellen tries her luck with women at the club. Sophie (Hilary Duff) and Valentina (Francia Raisa), shown. (Photo by: Patrick Wymore/Hulu)
  • One time I was in a car where one guy was pooping, one guy was peeing and one guy was dead. -Valentina
    Oh, the subway trifecta! Hope you made a wish! – Sophie quotes from How I Met Your Father
  • You know who liked the video last week on Twitter? Michelle Obama. -Jesse
  • I can’t believe I’m getting engaged and seeing Beyonce! – Hannah
  • The only thing magical about Sophie’s life is that she even believes in love at all. – Valentina
  • It’s my comfort song. It works for everything. Remember when the dry cleaner shrunk my sweater? – Sophie quotes from How I Met Your Father
  • This morning I told him the best New York bagels are in Jersey so I could have some time to myself. – Valentina
  • Yeah, she’s simping. Jasper? – Ellen
    Bet. – Jasper
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How I Met Your Father — “FOMO” – Episode 102 — Determined to try and live in the moment, Sophie and the gang head to an exclusive new club for a wild night out. Valentina has doubts about her relationship with Charlie. Sid pushes Jesse to be open to love. Ellen tries her luck with women at the club. Jesse (Chris Lowell), Sophie (Hilary Duff), Valentina (Francia Raisa), Charlie (Tom Ainsley), Sid (Suraj Sharma), and Ellen (Tien Tran), shown. (Photo by: Patrick Wymore/Hulu)
  • This is going to be the worst place ever.
    This is the best place ever! – Sid
  • Oh, I’ve moved on to no-bra Bethany! She’s really nice! – Ellen
  • I only want to do what I want, when I want, how I want. – Valentina
  • OMG those Jersey bagels are just little sh!t circles, aren’t they? – Charlie quotes from How I Met Your Father
  • Hey, how you guys doing! Don’t care! – Ellen quotes from How I Met Your Father
  • The cat that I rescued from a shelter and I named Girl. So I could call her Jesse’s Girl. – Jesse
    And now you wish you had Jesse’s Girl. – Sophie
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How I Met Your Father — “FOMO” – Episode 102 — Determined to try and live in the moment, Sophie and the gang head to an exclusive new club for a wild night out. Valentina has doubts about her relationship with Charlie. Sid pushes Jesse to be open to love. Ellen tries her luck with women at the club. Jesse (Chris Lowell), Sid (Suraj Sharma), and Ellen (Tien Tran), shown. (Photo by: Patrick Wymore/Hulu)
  • I feel like we’ve derailed. -Son
    I gave you life, you give me one night. – Mom
  • You can always spend your Friday nights with Postmates and Pornhub. – Ellen
  • I had no idea how you poors did it. – Charlie
  • Backpack hummus says that I’m prepared, frugal, and health-conscious. – Jesse
  • She sent you a sex toy. And not just any sex toy, that is the Birkin bag of sex toys. – Valentina
  • She’s putting herself out there so you need to put yourself is in there.- Valentina
PHOTO EMBARGOED FOR USE UNTIL 9:30 PM PT ON MONDAY 01/24/22 (12:30 AM ET ON TUESDAY 01/25/22). How I Met Your Father — “The Fixer” – Episode 103 — While helping Jesse take photos for his new Tinder profile, Sophie feels sparks with someone unexpected. Valentina helps Sid with his long distance relationship. Ellen and Charlie go apartment hunting. Drew (Josh Peck), Sophie (Hilary Duff), and Jesse (Chris Lowell), shown. (Photo by: Patrick Wymore/Hulu)
  • What are you doing? – Sophie
    It’s the Karate Kid! – Jesse
  • Normal work hours are so random. – Sophie
  • Camilla didn’t look like she was any good at sex anyway. – Jesse
    Yeah she did. -Sophie
    Yeah she did. -Jesse
  • What the h@ll is an unboxing video? – Son
    For a brief time when I was younger, everyone was very into watching other people open stuff on camera. – Mom
    Sounds dark. -Son
    Mmm… it was. -Mom
PHOTO EMBARGOED FOR USE UNTIL 9:30 PM PT ON MONDAY 01/24/22 (12:30 AM ET ON TUESDAY 01/25/22). How I Met Your Father — “The Fixer” – Episode 103 — While helping Jesse take photos for his new Tinder profile, Sophie feels sparks with someone unexpected. Valentina helps Sid with his long distance relationship. Ellen and Charlie go apartment hunting. Sophie (Hilary Duff), shown. (Photo by: Patrick Wymore/Hulu)

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