This is another reboot but with a decideley 2022 look. Cheaper By The Dozen comes to Disney+ on March 18! There are some great lines of dialogue in this one. Here are all the hot, sweet, and savory movie quotes from Cheaper By The Dozen 2022.
About Cheaper By the Dozen (2022)
An all-new movie premiering on Disney+, “Cheaper by the Dozen” is a fresh take on the 2003 hit family comedy.
It is the story of the raucous exploits of a blended family of 12, the Bakers, as they navigate a hectic home life while simultaneously managing their family business.
Watch the Cheaper By the Dozen trailer here.
Read the Cheaper By The Dozen parent guide here.
Hot, Sweet and Savory Quotes From Cheaper By The Dozen 2022
- Right now our dream is getting everyone out of the house on time. – Zoey
- This is Haresh. He dreams of being a player. It’s not happening. Last I checked, players don’t sleep with their teddy bears. – Paul movie quotes from Cheaper By The Dozen 2022
- Two moms, one dad, and a ragtag group of 9 kids, and I know what you’re thinking. No, we are not a cult. – Paul
- You’re like the Willy Wonka of sauces. -Zoey
- You’re anxiety chopping again. – Zoey movie quotes from Cheaper By The Dozen 2022
- You ever heard of TikTok? It’s hilarious. – Kate
- Whoa I just realized we’re not smarter than you. – Luna
- Don’t try to charm me with our TikTok dance. And you’re not even doing it right. You have to clap the back of the hands and then throw. You’re an embarressment to the family. Go to your room. – Paul
- We tried. – Luca
We always do. -Luna - Big feet run in our family. – Dom quotes from Cheaper By The Dozen 2022
- I love your little feet and the fact that we can share the same shoes. – Zoey
- Nothin’ but rim. – Paul
- That’s my daughter! -Dom
And my daughter! -Paul
Biologically she’s mine. – Dom
I claim her on my taxes. – Paul
- What am I going to do? I’m the idiot that married both of them! – Zoey
- He is moonwalking- I haven’t seen that since 1984! – announcer
- And that fanny pack! – investor
They’re not just for fannies any more. – Paul - Yo lo-key, that outfit goes hard. – Haresh
- Calabasas- Bieber Country? – Harley
- What? Am I going to be a Real Housewife? -Ella movie quotes from Cheaper By The Dozen 2022
- The important thing is that you and I are on the same page. – Paul
Oh, we’re not. This is a BAD idea. – Zoey - Fix your face. – Zoey
- I see a secret handshake in your future. -Paul
No, I’m not doing that. – Seth
- None of you girls are ever dating. -Paul
That’s sexist.-Luna
You’re right. None of you are ever dating. -Paul - Who was that baddie with the Kardashian butt? -Deej movie quotes from Cheaper By The Dozen 2022
Dude that was your sister. -Haresh
That’s what you get for looking at butts. – Paul - Thanks for being so average and relatable, Paul. -Deej
- I didn’t know he was into punk rock Fonzie. -Paul
- Wow, I didn’t know we were allowed to go off like that. – Harley
- Hey, don’t objectify my mommy. -Luca movie quotes from Cheaper By The Dozen 2022
- Come home, Seth! Love like this is hard to find! -random neighbor
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