The beginnings of the internet were the wild, wild west of technology. And the story of Pam and Tommy Lee’s sex tape has to be told! It’s streaming now- and, boy, does it live up to the hype. Magical talking penises and all. Here are some of the wildest quotes from Pam and Tommy on Hulu.
About Pam and Tommy on Hulu
Set in the Wild West early days of the Internet, “Pam & Tommy” is based on the incredible true story of the Pamela Anderson (Lily James) and Tommy Lee (Sebastian Stan) sex tape.
Stolen from the couple’s home by a disgruntled contractor (Seth Rogen), the video went from underground bootleg-VHS curiosity to full-blown cultural obsession when it hit the Web in 1997.
A love story, crime caper and cautionary tale rolled into one, the eight-part original limited series explores the intersection of privacy, technology and celebrity, tracing the origins of our current Reality TV Era to a stolen tape seen by millions but meant to have an audience of just two.
Watch the Pam and Tommy trailer here.
Wild Quotes From Pam And Tommy On Hulu
- The tape. Well, yeah, fellas, we all want to know. – Jay Leno
What tape, Jay? – Pamela Anderson - What’s it like to have that kind of exposure?- Jay Leno
- Bro you ain’t f@cking around. – Ace
I will be. – Tommy Lee - I sold 50 million albums. You think I can’t afford to move a f@cking bed ten feet to the left? – Tommy Lee Quotes from Pam and Tommy
- F@cking Rockstars. – Lonnie
- MINO. Money is no object. – Lonnie
- You think I can’t afford a waterbed? -Tommy
- We should sue. We should sue his arrogant rockstar @ss. -Rand quotes from Pam and Tommy
- It’s alright- he will get what’s coming to him. Karma. -Rand
- Happiness comes due to good actions, suffering results from evil actions. The Mahabharata. -Rand
- I study religion. Because it’s beautiful. – Rand
- The righteous, they get rewarded. The wicked, they get punished. -Rand
- I hope the universe kicks that rockstar mother f@cker square in his nuts. -Lonnie
- I am karma. And I’m a b!tch. – Rand
- That is compentory damages for our pain and our suffering. -Rand
- All we’re doing is getting our money back in a slightly differnt form. – Rand
- Like Blockbusters but with c@ck. – Rand
- You know what? I am done with bad boys. – Pamela Anderson
- I want an accountant. – Pamela Anderson quotes from Pam and Tommy
- I’m Greek. – Tommy
I’m Pam. – Pamela - Are you crazy?- Pam
Kinda, yeah. – Tommy
- I wasn’t gonna come solo. I didn’t want you to think I was some crazy, psycho stalker.- Tommy Lee
- I am a good girl. I am a good Christian girl from a small town in Canada.- Pamela Anderson quotes from Pam and Tommy
- I can’t think of nothing that I would rather do than spend the rest of my life just loving the sh!t out of you. -Tommy Lee
- Pamela, Would you do me the insane honor of being my wife? – Tommy Lee
- Jesus- you’re famous. – Tommy
No, we’re famous. – Pamela
- I would love to f@ck you in space.- Pamela Anderson
- This is so private. It’s like we are seeing something we are not supposed to be seeing. Which is what makes it so f@cking hot. – Uncle Miltie
- I could really help you go big with this thing. You do want to go big with this thing, right?- Uncle Miltie quotes from Pam and Tommy
- Bless this video tape that you’ve chosen to put into my hand. May it be an instrument of justice, delivering richly-deserved comeuppance to those who’ve acted like @ssholes, refusing to pay for services rendered, keeping tools that do not belong to them. And just, in general, treating decent people with a total lack of respect. May you knock these f@ckers down a peg. -Rand quotes from Pam and Tommy
- And may you, in the process, deliver great financial reward to those they have wronged. Like a sh!t load of money. Namaste.-Rand
- Every dude on the planet is going to want to j@ck-off to this. Trust me. I can’t stop. -Rand
- It was seized. There was seizure. I enacted a seizure. – Rand
- You don’t have to get it. I get it. And so do 30 million other people. – Rand
- A website– It’s this thing on the computer. People will go to it. They will order the tape directly from us. -Rand
- It is free. The world wide web is free. -Rand
- We need an investor. But that’s just any @sshole with deep pockets. – Rand
- I know people like that. -Uncle Miltie
- Hey come on, fertility gods- I summon you to my d!ck! – Tommy Lee
- You’re about to be the biggest movie star in the world. – Tommy Lee quotes from Pam and Tommy
We’ll add more quotes from Pam and Tommy as the series progresses!
More TV and Movie Quotes You’ll Love
- Quotes From Ozark Season 4
- The Best Quotes From How I Met Your Father
- Not-So-Peaceful Quotes From DC’s Peacemaker On HBOMax
- Chaotic Quotes From Moon Knight On Disney+
- Not-So-Scholarly Quotes From Abbott Elementary On ABC
- Chilling Movie Quotes From Scream 2022
- The Best Season 4 Cobra Kai Quotes
- Movie Quotes From The King’s Man (2021)
- Swinging In! Spider-Man No Way Home Quotes
- And Just Like That… Quotes From The Sex In The City Reboot
- Die Hard Movie Quotes That Will Make You Say Yippie-Ki-Yay
Patty Holliday is the owner and creator of all things No-Guilt Universe. As a lifelong fangirl and pop culture connoisseur, she’s been creating online since 2009. You can find her work at No-Guilt Disney.com, No-Guilt Fangirl.com, No-Guilt Life, and as host of the top-rated No-Guilt Disney Podcast.