Vengeance sees BJ Novak as Ben heading to the Lone Star State. And there are some excellent Texas quotes and lines of dialogue thrown around in this one, y’all. Here are some Texas-sized Vengeance movie quotes to enjoy.
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About Vengeance
VENGEANCE, the directorial debut from writer and star B.J. Novak (“The Office”), is a darkly comic thriller about Ben Manalowitz, a journalist and podcaster who travels from New York City to West Texas to investigate the death of a girl he was hooking up with.
With an ensemble cast that includes Issa Rae, Ashton Kutcher, Boyd Holbrook, J. Smith-Cameron, and Dove Cameron.
Watch the Vengeance trailer here.
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Texas-Sized Vengeance Movie Quotes
Dating someone more than a month is just a serving suggestion. – NYC Hipster friend
If I know what someone’s parents do for a living, I’ve hung out too long. – NYC Hipster friend Vengeance Movie Quotes
We’re not afraid of commitment. We’re afraid of something we can’t get out of. – NYC Hipster friend
I figured it out. America. – Ben lines from Vengeance
America is divided by time. We don’t live in the moment anymore. -Ben
America is its people. That’s why it’s so f@cked up. -Eloise Vengeance Movie Quotes
Not every white guy in NY needs a podcast.
This is the worst phone call you’re ever going to get in your life. Your girlfriend is dead. -Ty Shaw
I will be there in spirit. -Ben
Cry, cry of course. Be in touch with your emotions. -Ben
Dallas ain’t Texas. -Ty
Houston’s another country. -Ty
Abeline is 3 hrs from Dallas. And we’re 5 hours from Abeline. -Ty, Texas movie quotes from Vengeance
Mama, you know how he had me saved in his phone? TEXAS. – Mom
She loved music. I know that. I know that. -Ben Vengeance Movie Quotes
She will always be a song in our hearts. -Ben
I feel like me and you got a real bond. -Ty
You and me are gonna track her killer down and get vengeance. -Ty Vengeance Movie Quotes
In Texas, we don’t dial 911. -Ty
Not even for like a fire? -Bj
We don’t have the police, we have Mike and Dan. -Ty
I don’t avenge deaths. It’s just who I am. I don’t live in a Liam Neeson movie. -Ben
Schindlers list. Omg you look like a lot of those guys in that movie. – Ty
Dead white girl? -Eloise
Holy Grail of podcasts. -Ben
Get the story. Stay safe. -Eloise Vengeance Movie Quotes
Not In that order. Ben
In that order. -Eloise
Once people of Reddit find out, they’ll kill them for us. -Ty
She’s going to be a famous… – Mom
Just famous. -Kansas City Vengeance Movie Quotes
This is El Stupido. -Ty
It’s okay, Ben. He doesn’t speak Spanish. – Ty
I’m sorry that you’re not from Texas. – Granny
I love being recorded. – Kansas City
Do you wanna hear the story of TEXAS? -Granny Vengeance Movie Quotes
And the Texans won. Very inspiring. -Ben
Do they teach math where you’re from? – Granny
I’m sorry I had no idea y’all didn’t win the Alamo. I feel like y’all talk about it a lot. – Ben
How dare you. Do you know how fucking good our football team is? -Kansas City
It’s the most wretched place and I’ll never leave. -Ty
That’s how I feel about Twitter. -Ben
I didn’t think you had the balls. -Granny
Bless your heart. -Mom
I guess we have a guest room now. -Ty
You mean, like a physical fight or an online squirmish? -Ben Vengeance Movie Quotes
You’re gonna love Whataburger, Ben. -El Stupido (Mason) Vengeance Movie Quotes
Asking why you love Whataburger is like asking why you love Christmas or a summer night or why you love your dog. You just love it. And that’s how love works. -Ty
If you can play that Rebecca Black song ‘Friday’- a clip here. I bet it’s cheap to play. -Ben
Quentin Sellers Quotes From Vengeance
Everyone agrees that the universe started with a sound. -Quentin Sellers
When you sing, I want you to think about how you are making the record of your time here on earth. -Quenton Sellers
The problem isn’t that people aren’t smart; the problem is they are. -Quenton Sellers
You’re a playlist guy. These playlists are like the dating app of music. -Quenton Sellers
Art used to be in charge of us. -Quenton Sellers
Real people. Not some generic stereotypes or songs. Real. People. -Quenton Sellers
Shut the front door. -Quenton Sellers
She knows she’s somebody, she just doesn’t know who yet. She needs to find her voice. -Quenton Sellers
Nobody writes anything; all we do is translate. -Quenton Sellers
Just listen. Even to the silence. -Quenton Sellers
That translation. That’s your voice. -Quenton Sellers
It’s already working. You listened. You learned. Welcome to Texas. -Quenton Sellers
More Dialogue From Vengeance
Will you help unjam my gun? -Mason
This is Dead White Girl. -Ben
One hundred percent.- Ben
Did you really just try to Shazam “Deep in the Heart of Texas?” -Paris
I like that it’s a state school. And I know that it has a very good film department. -Ben
We got a regular Joe Rogan here. -Thug
She would say, “Heart sees heart.” -Sancholo
I went to see Adele. -Sancholo
She wouldn’t touch an Advil. -Sancholo
Everybody goes, nobody went. -Ben
Call out an APB to find two boys wearing cowboy boots. -Sherif
We call it the after-party. -Sherif
The law enforcement was no help at all. -Ben
You’re learning a lot down there. -Eloise
Everything is bigger in Texas, including your expectations and its reality. -Ben, Texas quotes from Vengeance
The more people hear her voice, the more they are going to fall in love with her. -Ben
My Prius exploded. -Ben
What if you were driving a real car with gas and stuff? -Ty quotes from Vengeance
Great reputation but huge pill popper. -Granny
Denial. Isn’t that one of the 12 steps of grief? -Ty
Have you got family in TEXAS? Well You do now. -Granny
Be careful what you wish for Ben! -Kansas City
I was following my heart. That’s what we do around here. -Ty
Bless your heart bless your heart. Bless all your hearts. All your hearts can go bless themselves. -Ben
“Y’all” is cultural appropriation. -Paris
She wasn’t my girlfriend. She was just a girl in my phone. -Ben
Now you’ve been in a fight. -Ty
Bless your heart. – Mom
You were right Eloise. I was the story. -Ben
They say you regret the things you don’t do. I didn’t love. I have no story. I guess that’s the story. -Ben
You keep your gun loaded? -Ben
You keep your phone charged? -Ty
Texas has a pull to it. It kind of gets under your skin. -Quentin, Texas quotes from Vengeance movie
I think you were meant to tell a bigger story. -Quentin
People can sense the truth, but they are grasping for the facts. -Quentin
The whole d*mn world will listen to you. -Quentin
In TEXAS we don’t call 911. -Quentin Vengeance Movie Quotes
We trade in our entire lives for the little pieces that get recorded of us. -Quentin
Why do you care so much? -Quentin
Why do you care so little? -Ben
That’s how it works now. Everyone has a take. Everything means everything. Something means anything. -Quentin
Some things mean something. -Ben
You got your opus and that’s what matters. -Quentin
That’s the truth Ben 💯. -Quentin
911 on a Saturday night? That’s bullsh!t. -Matt
I think that story is just for us. -Ben
In my life, everything starts with a regret. Ends with regrets. Regrets in the middle. It’s all regrets. Make them count. -Mom
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